There is no spoon.
Desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.
A metro-gnome
What are you tocking about?
Because then we’d have corona with Lyme
I enjoy a little Lyme with my Corona
It didn't work at all and now I have Lyme disease
I am really getting tired of his ant ticks
It was a Romantic gesture
and I like my Corona without Lyme.
Unless you like your Corona with Lyme.
A luna tick
Politicks.
When in the interrogation room, he told my grandfather
"vee haf vays of making you tock!"
A lunatic.
because the had the blood of the proletariat inside them.
Glances at his watch, taps it, keeps walking and says "Still ticking. What a scam"
On a daily/hourly basis he reels them off. It's amazing. He also photoshops pictures (using Microsoft Paint, because he likes the challenge) of himself into various ridiculous and punny situations that might be the most comically genius things I've ever seen. If you're interested I'll find some for you guys.
Because he didn't have a tick-ette.
My brother has been a father for exactly two years and made it up today.
"The clock," replied Hook.
But I sent him to therapy and he got all better
..does she make so many people angry?
So a tick bit his butt and he wanted to make sure he wasn't going to get lyme disease, so he went to a doctor. The doctor had to see the bite location so my dad had to lower his pants. But when he did, the doctor couldn't find the bite so my dad was just standing there em-bare-assed.
Tourette syndrome.
I'm going to hell for that one, huh?
I then asked her if she knew the time and she said "Do I look like I have a watch on me?" to which I responded with "You're right, I just looked you over and I didn't see a tick or a tock."
My wife discovered a tick in our house - likely brought in by the dog after a hike with the family that day. At dinner, it prompted a discussion about the relative risk of Lyme disease and its recent increase in media coverage. My wife made the argument that, while incidents were up, the overall risk is really quite low when you look at actually numbers of incidents. As such, the media coverage is not warranted relative to other safety concerns. My rebuttal:
"Frankly, I think it's about time we had a tick talk"
They're giving people Lyme AIDS
Global chaos ensues.
The disease wipes out 99% of humanity, and the desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.
what are you tocking about
If it does, we will have Corona with Lyme.
I replied I am really getting tired of your ant ticks.
