A list of puns related to "The Way of the Master"
On the way home, we passed a shopping center. My wife saw a Master Cuts, and Super Cuts, and asked me if they were related in some way. I replied, "Of course they are, they have the same last name!"
Her face said it all!
We've all heard the old dad joke about how our parents had to walk 20 miles to school, through 8-foot snowdrifts, "uphill, both ways." My Dad used to tell it all the time, but he had a masterful (in my opinion) ending to it.
He would tell the joke as most of us have heard it, and then would say "...and if you dropped your lunch, you were shit out of luck." This never made sense to me until one day I asked him; "Why didn't you just pick it up?"
His reply...."Do you know hard it is to pick a handful of warm oatmeal out of a snowbank!?"
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