From Berlin to Warsaw in one tank
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other
“Do you know how to drive this thing?”
Why was Thomas the tank engine out of breath?
How did the Sherman Tank get its name?
During testing, the driver said he wanted to go 2,000 miles without changing the transmission.
The tank responded with "Sure, man."
So there's two fish in a tank, one says ...
Told my dad I took care of getting the propane tanks at the house filled. His response?
I was recently burgled. They took my life preserver, my AED and my portable oxygen tank.
It was my entire life savings,
You know son, I've always loved tanks...
They are very a-track-tive
Two fish in a tank
One says to the other "do you know how to fire the big gun?"
I hope he said Tank you later xD
I never knew that Peter Sellers was a tank driver for Germany during WW2.
Apparently, it was a pink panzer.
It took me 20 minutes to find the mollusk in my fish tank
It was very well clamoflaged
Why did the seafood-themed jazz musician's career tank?
It’s got a wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels and a wooden gas tank. Did he ride it? No, wooden start
I got my fish to clean my tank for free
When my car has gas, I'm tank-full
Happy Thanksgiving, Canada!
I was mugged and they took my oxygen tank, defibrillator and epic pen
A woodcutter once decided to build his own motor bike. He used wood for the frame, wood for the engine, wood for the brakes, and even a wooden gas tank.
Did he ride it? No. It wooden start
What is big, green and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
Work pun regarding a dewar (large metal tank used for liquid nitrogen)
2 fish in a tank
One turns to the other and says:
“You drive and I’ll man the guns”
I don't have the patience for old tank jokes.
They take a while to gain any traction.
Did you hear Congress proposed a law banning tank tops?
It didn't pass because it violated the right to bare arms.
Why did the farmer keep putting spools of thread into the gas tank of his tractor?
Someone told him it was a sowing machine.
I ran out of gas on the side of the road. Along comes a swarm of bees.
I was confused, but they seemed friendly. I told them what was going on, and they said: open the gas cap. One by one, each bee flew into the tank, and to my astonishment the gas gage went from empty to full. The bees said: start the car. So, I did and it ran. I asked them: what did you put in the tank? Bee pee.
I pumped unleaded gas into my diesel vehicle’s tank this morning...
It was a very fuelish mistake.
2 fish are in a tank
One says to the other. How do we drive this thing
Two goldfish are in a tank
One looks at the other and says: "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
There’s 2 goldfish in a tank...
One asks the other, you know how to drive this thing?
Two goldfish are in a tank. One fish turns to the other and says
How the heck do we drive this thing?
Two fish are in a tank....
One says to the other, “You know how to drive this thing?”
Two goldfish are in a tank.
One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
two fish are in a tank
one turns to the other and says "how do you drive this thing"?
Two goldfish are hanging out in a tank
One fish turns to the other and says, 'Any idea on how to drive this thing ?'
Two goldfish are in a tank.
One says to the other, “Do you know how to drive this thing?
Two goldfish are in a tank, one of them turns to the other and says
Hey! Who’s gonna drive this thing?
Two goldfish are in a tank.
One says to the other "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Two fish in a tank and one says:
“How do you drive this thing?”
Two goldfish are in a tank. One leans over to the other and asks...
“Do you even know how to drive this thing?”
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