What do you call paper you can’t trust?
I don't trust stairs
They're always up to something
Never trust an Australian zookeeper.
There's always some kind of roos.
I don’t trust Edam cheese.
I feel like it’s made backwards.
Your can always trust a walrus to keep your secrets...
Why can’t you trust large trees?
They’re usually the shadiest ones.
Why can't you trust atoms?
Because they make everything up
credit to a really cool dood from r/memes
Communism sounds good on paper, but I'm not sure I'd trust it to work...
Dad: I don’t trust those trees, son
Son: What? Why not, dad?
Dad: They seem kind of shady
Why should you never trust an atom?
Because it makes everything up
I wouldn't trust medieval executioners in today's world.
They are prepared to kill people, simply to get a head.
Why should you trust most felines?
Because only a few of them are cheetahs.
Don't trust people who are constipated.
Why shouldn’t you trust watermelons
Why do you never trust a toilet?
Because it’s usually full of shit.
Never trust a shoe salesman who doubles as a drug dealer
As a sole provider they'll likely get you something that's laced.
My wife and I went down to the seafood market, but I didn't trust the employees there.
They seemed a little fishy.
Why is the Norwegian flag having trust issues?
It’s been double crossed so many times.
Why shouldn't you trust escalators?
They're always pushing you to go in their direction.
I have very little trust in models
They are all a bunch of posers.
Why is should you always trust fax machines?
Cuz they do be spitting fax all the time
Why can't you trust a math teacher holding a graph paper?
She's definitely plotting something.
Do not trust left handed people
Don’t trust people that do acupuncture,
I don’t know if I trust the self-cannibal.
He seems to be full of himself.
Why can you always trust a hippopotamus?
I don't trust new cafes.
They fill me with uncertain tea.
I don’t trust people on the west coast who don’t like seafood.
There’s something fishy about them.
Tepsodent. Polgate. Glose-up. Don't trust them. They are all copy-paste.
I’m not sure if I trust Dr. Duck.
Never trust someone with graph paper.
They're always plotting something.
Why can't you trust animals in the Zoo?
I always trust people with big butts
I don’t trust the stairs... they’re always up to something.
No strings attached, trust me
Why can’t you trust a tree?
Because it can be shady!!
I've been in the market for a new whiteboard, but I don't think I can trust the online reviews.
They all say the product is remarkable.
My friend told me he never disinfects his house, but I don’t trust him.
I don't trust companies that plant trees.
It's such a shady business
Why can’t you ever trust someone with constipation?
I don’t trust French food
It always gives me the crêpes
My father doesn't trust anyone. In fact he has a saying...
They say you shouldn’t trust the media because that influences how you see the world...
In reality, you can’t trust light bulb manufacturers because they only show you what you want to see.
I don't trust bedridden people...
...all they ever do is lie.
My wife loves her car, and I trust her driving, but she just has no chill.
That's why we take my car during the summer.
Never trust a barber named Nick.
Why can't you trust a vampire?
They always have arterial motives.
Trust me the coronavirus wont last long.
Because it's made in china
I find it really hard to trust staircases
They're always up to something.
Why shouldn't you trust the offspring of the king of the jungle and the fastest cat on earth?
Because they're lion cheetahs.
I don't trust stairs.
They're always up to something.
I don't trust stairs
They are always up to something.
I don’t trust stairs
They are always up to something.
I don’t trust stairs
they’re always up to something
Why don’t scientists trust atoms
Because they make up everything
I don’t trust stairs
They are always up to something!
I don't trust stairs.
They're always up to something.
You shouldn't trust atoms
I don't trust stairs.
They're always up to something.
Why cant you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
Why can't you trust atoms?
because they make up everything.
I don't trust stairs.
They're always up to something.
Why can you always trust a hippopotamus?
I don’t trust stairs
They’re always up to something
I don't trust stairs
They're always up to something
I dont trust stairs
They're always up to something
I don't trust stairs
They're always up to something
I can never trust stairs...
They’re always up to something...
I don't trust stairs...
They're always up to something.
Why cant you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
You can't trust 'em....
Why can't you trust an atom?
They literally make up everything!
I don't trust stairs
They're always up to something.
i don’t trust stairs
they’re always up to something
I don't trust stairs.
They're always up to something.
Do you know why you can't trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Why can’t u trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!!
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