Never trust an atom...
They literally make up everything.
Never trust people who sketch facial composites for police reports.
Never trust friction.
It will always work against you.
Why can you never trust a hedgefund managers fashion advice?
They claim to love shorts but are always seen in pants.
You can never trust your gut
Why should you never trust a toilet?
Cuz they're full of shit.
Sorry for the shitpost.
If science has taught me anything, it’s to never trust an Adam
Never trust a shoe salesman who doubles as a drug dealer
As a sole provider they'll likely get you something that's laced.
Never trust an Australian zookeeper.
There's always some kind of roos.
Never trust someone with graph paper.
They're always plotting something.
Never trust a barber named Nick.
My friend told me he never disinfects his house, but I don’t trust him.
My dad told me to never trust crabs
You can never trust kiddy pools
Never trust advice from a balloon.
They’re just full of hot air.
Why should you never trust an Excel document?
Because they spread sheet
People only trust high ranking navy sailors. for instance there's Captain Morgan rum, Captain crunch cereal.... You never see seamen crunch!
Why should you never trust a pig with a secret?
Because it's bound to squeal.
You should never trust a harp
You can never trust a Croissant to get things done.
Why should you never trust palindromes?
They always go back on their word.
Why can you never trust trees?
You should never trust umbrella companies
They run a shady buisness
Why can you never trust atoms?
I've learned to NEVER trust an atom
... because they make up everything!!!
Why can you never trust an atom?
Because they make up everything
You should never trust atoms
Why do you never trust a toilet?
Because it’s usually full of shit.
Why should you never trust an atom?
Because it makes everything up
I can never trust stairs...
They’re always up to something...
Never Trust Someone With Graph Paper...
They're always plotting something.
Never trust anyone with graph paper.
They’re always plotting something.
Never trust an atom...
Because they make up eveything.
Never trust a fisherman
They're always angling for something
I never trust people with graph paper
It always seems like they're plotting something
NEVER trust stairs
they're always up to something
Why can you never trust what Matter says?
Because it makes up everything.
Never trust atoms. They make up everything.
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