Suck Puns

A list of puns related to "Suck"

It would suck not being able to eat bread :')
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👤︎ u/DarknesTheElite
📅︎ Feb 23 2021
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Well that sucks
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👤︎ u/memeAdict
📅︎ Apr 12 2021
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WELL that sucks.. got stuck
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👤︎ u/WindowsXP_MemeMaker
📅︎ Apr 30 2021
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Kinda sucks
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👤︎ u/Ha-Ka-Tu
📅︎ Jan 02 2021
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What do you call a tree that sucks blood?

A country (Count-tree)

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👤︎ u/Esmeralda_i
📅︎ Apr 17 2021
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A banker’s life must suck

It’s got to be loanly

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👤︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
📅︎ May 14 2021
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Being the new guy can suck
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👤︎ u/whippymcdumbass
📅︎ Jan 25 2021
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Why did Dumbledore almost suck Harry Potter's soul?

Because he was dementor (the mentor).

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👤︎ u/BatimadosAnos60
📅︎ Apr 05 2021
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Know your ABC's kids (Except for Guwucci, he sucks)
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👤︎ u/Horny-Lesbian-Hours
📅︎ Jul 17 2020
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Hope that job doesn’t suck
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👤︎ u/groovemonkeyzero
📅︎ Jun 28 2020
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Cheap Phineas and Ferb pun; I know it sucks you don't need to tell me

Why couldn't Doofenshmirtz do his fractions?
Because Perry got rid of the denom-inator

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👤︎ u/SlurredPrey87
📅︎ Jan 06 2021
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English sucks sometimes 😂
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👤︎ u/mohammed_ziyadh
📅︎ Apr 22 2020
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Why do scientists suck at pulling pranks?

They lack the element of surprise!

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👤︎ u/EmmaTFox131
📅︎ Jan 12 2021
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Jesus, that sucks
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👤︎ u/TheKidNerd
📅︎ Nov 23 2020
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This sucks, 2022 is going to be terrible

Because 2022 is 2020, too

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👤︎ u/bigboyssmalltoys
📅︎ Aug 28 2020
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"You know what sucks ?"

Negative pressure.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jan 10 2021
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came up with this when i was seven so its gonna suck

Baby pirate: *poops*

Captain: Arrrgh who pooped

Baby Pirate: Aye Aye

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👤︎ u/thekakaface
📅︎ Dec 14 2020
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Damn that sucks
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👤︎ u/JAYESH_15
📅︎ Oct 30 2020
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It must really suck being a banker.

It gets pretty loanly.

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👤︎ u/Schrodingers_liar
📅︎ Oct 21 2020
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Everybody sucks
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👤︎ u/AsherFischell
📅︎ Aug 13 2020
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If you suck at playing the trumpet...
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👤︎ u/Dirt_T
📅︎ Mar 19 2020
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All of my inventions suck
  • James Dyson
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👤︎ u/DapperDavidYT
📅︎ Oct 09 2020
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Well that sucks reddit.com/gallery/irhjbv
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👤︎ u/ArtieTheIgnited
📅︎ Sep 12 2020
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You know what really sucks?

Vacuum cleaners.

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👤︎ u/DestroyatronMk8
📅︎ Aug 21 2020
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We should have known this year was gonna suck. We were never gonna end the year as winners. The writing was on the wall. At the end of the year, we should have known we'd be facing the truth-

2021

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👤︎ u/krigito
📅︎ Nov 25 2020
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Yeah it very suck for the cow
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👤︎ u/KMSyahid123
📅︎ Aug 24 2020
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Well that sucks.

https://preview.redd.it/8rgtwd2z7bk51.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=baab96b0cc2da34ea2ac4e3b0fa3df48d4af9ad7

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👤︎ u/LosAmigo
📅︎ Aug 31 2020
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Yeah i know i suck...
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👤︎ u/DontFear_Respect
📅︎ Apr 04 2019
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I suck at whistling.

That's probably why.

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👤︎ u/PotBuzz
📅︎ Jul 15 2020
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Vacuums suck
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👤︎ u/ASHER999999
📅︎ May 07 2020
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The set up sucks but I thought it was pretty smart

A man makes an outline of a duck and cuts it out. An egg falls right in the middle. Now he has an egg in stencil crisis

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👤︎ u/nojuicing
📅︎ Jul 23 2020
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Why does working at a prison suck?

Because it's full of cons.

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👤︎ u/ShiningConcepts
📅︎ Aug 06 2020
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Well that sucks
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👤︎ u/the_person_who-asked
📅︎ Jun 26 2020
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Well that sucks.
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👤︎ u/boddl69
📅︎ Apr 27 2019
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You know what sucks about circles

They have no point

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👤︎ u/Dirtiestyoda
📅︎ Jun 09 2020
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Breathing in kinda sucks
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👤︎ u/wickisa
📅︎ Jul 07 2020
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It must suck being named Will

After all, everyone is always firing at you.

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👤︎ u/Ivegot_back
📅︎ May 26 2020
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What do you call a Canadian suck-up?

Aboot licker

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👤︎ u/esotetris
📅︎ May 23 2020
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This sucks man
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👤︎ u/happyz98
📅︎ Mar 23 2020
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I used to be the president of the Voting Sucks club in high school

It was pretty good but I never got re-elected

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👤︎ u/GrumpGuy88888
📅︎ Aug 03 2020
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If you suck at playing the trumpet...

that’s probably why.

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👤︎ u/BoboHops
📅︎ May 12 2020
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You know what sucks?
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👤︎ u/HanzAAli
📅︎ Apr 15 2019
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I hate going to the doctor because all he does is suck blood from my neck.

Do NOT go see Dr. Acula!

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👤︎ u/swaggerdagger54
📅︎ Jul 10 2020
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Suck my boba
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👤︎ u/ZevireTees
📅︎ Feb 25 2020
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I just told my suitcase that there will be no vacation this year, it sucks!

Emotional baggage is the worst!

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👤︎ u/midy-dk
📅︎ May 09 2020
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Being undead only sometimes sucks.

I wondered why zombies, ghouls, and vampires are so closely associated. After all, why would decaying shambling corpses be associated with the suave Dracula-esque? then it hit me:

Most vampires are necromancers, but not all necromancers are vampires.

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👤︎ u/Ojiji_bored
📅︎ Apr 14 2020
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What sucks at everything it does?

A vacuum

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👤︎ u/ThePumpkinMaster
📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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You know what sucks?

Vacuum cleaners.

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👤︎ u/Kenhamef
📅︎ May 08 2020
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You know what sucks?

A vacuum cleaner

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👤︎ u/yoloharm
📅︎ Jan 25 2020
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