Vampires Suck Puns

A list of puns related to "Vampires Suck"

Daughter's video game character got turned into a vampire, she didn't like it when I said, "That sucks."

Jeez, I make a perfectly good vampire joke and that's the fangs I get.

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👤︎ u/Metalprof
📅︎ Jul 11 2019
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Vampire jokes suck.
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👤︎ u/Space_Guru
📅︎ May 22 2019
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Why do vampires suck blood from their victim’s jugular?

Because they are neck romantic.

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👤︎ u/CliCol
📅︎ Jul 22 2019
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Why didn't the vampire suck the snowmans blood?

He'd get frostbite

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👤︎ u/Bxn_12345
📅︎ May 19 2019
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A group of vampires overthrew a farm using democratically-elected leaders. Their first course of action was to suck all the chickens dry.

It was a bloodless coop.

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👤︎ u/KiplingDidNthngWrong
📅︎ Jun 09 2018
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You do realise that Vampires aren't real...

Unless you Count Dracula.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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What's a vampire's favorite drink?

Bloodweiser

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👤︎ u/Rathabro
📅︎ Jan 05 2021
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I dropped a major Dad joke tonight

Daughter: I wish everyone were vampires. Me: That would be terrible. Daughter: why? Me: Because they suck.

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👤︎ u/tman37
📅︎ Jul 04 2015
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Good vampires don't suck.
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👤︎ u/DandyBeyond
📅︎ Jan 14 2019
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