Is this sub still active?
Haven't seen anyone post all year!
(Happy New Year from Australia everyone!)
None of the other subs seem to appreciate my festive Gingerbread house. Maybe you folks would appreciate it?
I hope the standards of this sub are low enough
What's Gordon Ramsey's least favorite sub?
i got this as a birthday present and thought this sub would appreciate a good music pun
I have seen some crappy posts in this sub so here are some gems
Rubies, Diamonds, Emeralds, Opal, and Sapphire
I'm a teacher and every day I write a Dad Joke from this sub on the board. Today a student said this to me... I was about to go off... before I got the Dad Joke.
Student: "Sir, someone nutted on the floor!"
Me: *Begins to get angry* *Turns around... there's a hex nut on the floor*
Me: "Well played."
This sub's extremely inactive...
There hasn't been any posts this year!
(Reposted at 12:01 AM 1.1.21 after a duel with autocorrect)
Wow, I can’t believe I didn’t know this sub existed. I gotta say, I am a HUGE FAN!
This sub is like a dairy farm
It's been forever since I've been on this sub
I reckon it was last year
Credit to u/the_richard_cranium. In a sub called r/nononono where things that had the potential to go wrong do, a woman struggles to put out a match. She sets it on the table, defeated failing to do so, but she forgot to put it out before doing so.
Confused, another redditor asked “What kind of match was that?” Cranium replied “No match for her apparently”
First, I posted this on r/jokes but it didn't get much love. Then I realized I posted it on the wrong joke sub. Y'all love the punny jokes, so here you go:
Why are lamb chops a thing? Why do we have a food named after a baby animal?
Would you ever eat something called puppy steak? Or kitten burger? Or chick fillet?
oh wait.........
Credit goes to Matt from Studio C
Glad I found this sub because I love telling dad jokes
...he even laughs sometimes
We all have a submarine in our heads but we're not supposed to think about it. It's all sub-conscious.
My cousin posted two jokes on this sub, but the mods deleted both of them.
He is my cousin, twice [removed]
The US Navy will start to equip all their subs with emotional support dogs. After a lot study, they decided on Dachshunds...
...they will be subma-weiners.
Holy cow, 420K members!! This sub is Dope.
The most beautiful sub on this website is r/citrus.
I was hoping some anti-lockdown subs would appear in Popular...
... but they've all been quarantined.
Is a hot dog a sub or a sandwich?
It’s just a hot dog. No bun intended.
Posted at r/jokes but someone told me to post here. Guess I’m officially old.
This sub is going downhill
My first reddit for-rum sub mission
Is this sub dead?
No one's posted here all decade...
(Regards from New Zealand)
Saw this in another sub needed to be here
Nurse: Doctor I took all the lung, kidney and heart donors and alphabetised them.
Doctor: Wow, that’s very ORGAN-ized
I got a warning message from a mod saying “my jokes are bringing to much religion and politics into this sub”
I replied saying “let the people in this sub decide, for christ sake”
I made a joke about a bomb on this sub once
I like to write jokes down from this sub and store them on my phone.
Appreciation: I love this sub's jokes, but we all know the real dad jokes are the ones in the comments
I love that the real dad jokes are the dad's trying to make a second joke based on the post haha. None of them are funny, they're all dry as the Sahara Desert, but like all good dad's, they're determined to keep trying.
Keep it up you silly gooses!
I'm sick of this sub
I should have gone with the soup.
For anyone looking for a great italian sub
I did this in another sub and wanted to share it with you guys.
What the fuck happened to this sub??
https://imgur.com/ImM3RWz
My cousin tries to keep posting jokes on this sub, but gets repeatedly banned by the mods.
He’s my cousin, twice [removed].
I would like to personally thank this sub.
Every morning when I email my team their daily tasks, I include a joke from this sub. and I appreciate you all so I can try to make everyone laugh a little before rough work at a hospital. So thanks dads!
I asked the mods whether I could post a joke about circumcision on this sub.
This sub is full of eggs
We all have the same yolks
[META] I love this sub.
I don’t know if i’m allowed to post not a dad joke but seriously, this sub makes me laugh everytime I scroll through it. It always brightens my day. Thank you to all the dad jokers out there <3.
This is a great sub to discover because I love telling Dad jokes.
Sometimes he even laughs.
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