32 Hilarious Sting Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Did you hear that someone kidnapped Sting?

Currently the police have no lead.

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👤︎ u/EndlessDadJokes

📅︎ Jan 27 2021

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Me (in UK): officer, just enquiring, are you a fan of the music of Sting?

Me: the reason why I'm asking is that you are a member of the Police

Officer: please, Don't stand so close to me

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👤︎ u/kishenoy

📅︎ Jan 17 2021

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What happened when Sting retired?

He changed his name to Stung.

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👤︎ u/Musicferret

📅︎ Sep 09 2020

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Sting’s studio was broken into, thousands of dollars worth of gear stolen

Now the Police have no leads.

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👤︎ u/great_red_dragon

📅︎ May 08 2020

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Well that stings

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👤︎ u/iseewhatyouresaying

📅︎ Jun 26 2019

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This one stings.

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👤︎ u/stephenkiers

📅︎ Mar 17 2019

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Bee puns really sting.

Bee warned.

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👤︎ u/iknowthisischeesy

📅︎ Nov 10 2019

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Whenever I wash my contact lenses with water it never really cleans them right and it stings when I put them in.

If only there was a solution.

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👤︎ u/Threeatatime1

📅︎ Oct 12 2017

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it doesn't sting

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👤︎ u/TunaAlert

📅︎ Oct 10 2018

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I was tuning a guitar. While doing this one of the stings snapped in half perfectly. I took one half and stretched It out. I managed to get it on. One problem though. As soon as I played it shot straight to the ceiling.

I’d never heard or seen such a high note.

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👤︎ u/blueparasites

📅︎ Dec 18 2018

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Everytime I wash my contacts in water it makes my eyes sting.

If only there was a solution.

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👤︎ u/Maimonides_vii

📅︎ Aug 02 2018

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Bee's that sting people are pointless

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👤︎ u/IKluke

📅︎ Mar 21 2019

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What does Sting’s doctor say when he looks at his x-rays?

“Hmm, that’s intra-sting”

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👤︎ u/thegodawfultruth

📅︎ Jan 28 2019

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Bees attack Brazilian cops in sting gone wrong geo.tv/latest/173654-bees…

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👤︎ u/always_tripping

📅︎ Dec 23 2017

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Got a wicked sting

The devil is in the bee tails

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👤︎ u/riz_lemon

📅︎ Apr 28 2018

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What is it called when bees sting each other?

BeeDSM

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👤︎ u/lordxdeagaming

📅︎ Dec 13 2018

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What is Sting's favourite band?

The scorpions

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👤︎ u/hashishshaker

📅︎ Apr 03 2018

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Did you hear about the nationwide sting operation on those who mix drinks?

Many of them are behind bars now.

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👤︎ u/Calthropstu

📅︎ Jun 21 2017

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What type of bee doesn't sting?

a boo-bee.

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👤︎ u/rundmcc

📅︎ Nov 14 2017

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Did you guys hear, the musician Sting was kidnapped...

The Police has no leads.

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👤︎ u/Wubbledaddy

📅︎ Oct 15 2014

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This one really stings

My girlfriend and I are sitting outside when she sees a bee land about a foot away.

Her: OMG KILL IT KILL IT PLEASE!!!!

Me: why? He's just minding his own bzzzness.

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👤︎ u/Quesonoche

📅︎ Sep 09 2014

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The sting is in the hand of the bee holder.

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👤︎ u/itim__office

📅︎ Sep 15 2014

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What floats like matter that has no fixed shape or volume and stings like a bee?

Gaseous Clay.

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👤︎ u/DocDerz

📅︎ Jun 15 2017

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522 ‘johns’, 30 pimps arrested in Super Bowl sex trafficking sting

It's weird so many guys named John got together to commit the same crime

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👤︎ u/Karambin0

📅︎ Feb 12 2017

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Sting would be proud justeyeballit.com/post/97…

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👤︎ u/watchingplantsgrow

📅︎ Dec 21 2014

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I think the police are setting up a sting on me

Every breath I take, Every move I make, Every bond I break, Every step I take, They are watching me. Every single day, Every word I say, Every game I play, Every night I stay, They are watching me. Every move I make, Every vow I break, Every smile I fake, Every claim I stake, They are watching me. Every move I make, Every vow I break, Every smile I fake, Every claim I stake, They are watching me

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👤︎ u/onetruebipolarbear

📅︎ Dec 13 2014

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When I'm recovering from stings,

I find myself bee-itchy.

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👤︎ u/engfish

📅︎ May 27 2015

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Man held after wasp 'sting operation' bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england…

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👤︎ u/Guinness2702

📅︎ Aug 12 2014

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Did you hear about when Sting got an new Mobile Phone?

He sent out a SMS to the world.

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👤︎ u/Toggle2

📅︎ Sep 06 2013

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Sting has disappeared, The Police have no lead

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👤︎ u/david7494

📅︎ Jan 04 2019

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Sting has been kidnapped!!!

The Police don't have a lead.

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👤︎ u/Iamironmankevin

📅︎ Jun 06 2019

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Did you hear the singer Sting got kidnapped?

The Police have no lead

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👤︎ u/Paul_laquack

📅︎ May 31 2016

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