Did you hear that someone kidnapped Sting?

Currently the police have no lead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EndlessDadJokes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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Me (in UK): officer, just enquiring, are you a fan of the music of Sting?

Me: the reason why I'm asking is that you are a member of the Police

Officer: please, Don't stand so close to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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What happened when Sting retired?

He changed his name to Stung.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Musicferret
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Sting’s studio was broken into, thousands of dollars worth of gear stolen

Now the Police have no leads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/great_red_dragon
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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Well that stings
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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This one stings.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stephenkiers
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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Bee puns really sting.

Bee warned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Whenever I wash my contact lenses with water it never really cleans them right and it stings when I put them in.

If only there was a solution.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Threeatatime1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2017
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it doesn't sting
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TunaAlert
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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I was tuning a guitar. While doing this one of the stings snapped in half perfectly. I took one half and stretched It out. I managed to get it on. One problem though. As soon as I played it shot straight to the ceiling.

I’d never heard or seen such a high note.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blueparasites
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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Everytime I wash my contacts in water it makes my eyes sting.

If only there was a solution.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2018
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Bee's that sting people are pointless
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IKluke
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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What does Sting’s doctor say when he looks at his x-rays?

β€œHmm, that’s intra-sting”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegodawfultruth
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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Bees attack Brazilian cops in sting gone wrong geo.tv/latest/173654-bees…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/always_tripping
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2017
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Got a wicked sting

The devil is in the bee tails

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πŸ‘€︎ u/riz_lemon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2018
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What is it called when bees sting each other?

BeeDSM

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordxdeagaming
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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What is Sting's favourite band?

The scorpions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hashishshaker
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2018
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Did you hear about the nationwide sting operation on those who mix drinks?

Many of them are behind bars now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2017
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What type of bee doesn't sting?

a boo-bee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rundmcc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2017
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Did you guys hear, the musician Sting was kidnapped...

The Police has no leads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wubbledaddy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2014
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This one really stings

My girlfriend and I are sitting outside when she sees a bee land about a foot away.

Her: OMG KILL IT KILL IT PLEASE!!!!

Me: why? He's just minding his own bzzzness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quesonoche
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2014
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The sting is in the hand of the bee holder.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/itim__office
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2014
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What floats like matter that has no fixed shape or volume and stings like a bee?

Gaseous Clay.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DocDerz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2017
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522 β€˜johns’, 30 pimps arrested in Super Bowl sex trafficking sting

It's weird so many guys named John got together to commit the same crime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karambin0
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2017
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Sting would be proud justeyeballit.com/post/97…
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2014
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I think the police are setting up a sting on me

Every breath I take, Every move I make, Every bond I break, Every step I take, They are watching me. Every single day, Every word I say, Every game I play, Every night I stay, They are watching me. Every move I make, Every vow I break, Every smile I fake, Every claim I stake, They are watching me. Every move I make, Every vow I break, Every smile I fake, Every claim I stake, They are watching me

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2014
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When I'm recovering from stings,

I find myself bee-itchy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/engfish
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2015
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Man held after wasp 'sting operation' bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guinness2702
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2014
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Did you hear about when Sting got an new Mobile Phone?

He sent out a SMS to the world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toggle2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2013
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Sting has disappeared, The Police have no lead
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πŸ‘€︎ u/david7494
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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Sting has been kidnapped!!!

The Police don't have a lead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iamironmankevin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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Did you hear the singer Sting got kidnapped?

The Police have no lead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paul_laquack
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2016
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