Bee puns really sting.

Bee warned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Bee's that sting people are pointless
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IKluke
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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What type of bee doesn't sting?

a boo-bee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rundmcc
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The sting is in the hand of the bee holder.
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What floats like matter that has no fixed shape or volume and stings like a bee?

Gaseous Clay.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2017
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My son asked me, "Daddy, why do bees stay in the hive in the winter?" I smiled and answered...

"Swarm."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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"Honey, who might bee at the front door?"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Banoooooooo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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Where did Noah put all the bee’s in his Ark?

In the Ark Hives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JP-Seven
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Bees attack Brazilian cops in sting gone wrong geo.tv/latest/173654-bees…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/always_tripping
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2017
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What is it called when bees sting each other?

BeeDSM

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordxdeagaming
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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A man walks into a pet store and asks for a dozen bees. The clerk carefully counts 13 bees out onto the counter. β€œThat’s one too many!” says the customer.

The clerk replies β€œIt’s a freebie”

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Cleverly made
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hados1109
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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Looking for a new pun tat

I already have a bee on my butt-cuz when I do the sizzle finger thing I say it stings beeing this hot

A pacifier on my middle finger- for the suckers

I am hoping to get a fly in a suit soon holding some jars of honey- cuz you can catch a fly with honey but you can catch more hunnys being fly

Any other ideas would be appreciated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drippinsteezsam
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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Why don't bees know any hit singles?

They only listen to the Bee-side.

Bonus: what would be the perfect line-up for a bee concert?

The Beegees, Sting and Queen.

Bonus 2: Bees' favorite Spice Girls song?

Wannabee.

Bonus 3: Favorite classical artist?

Ludwig van Beethoven.

Bonus 4: Favorite cartoon?

Beevis and Buzzhead.

I'll stop now, before everyone flies off the handle and tells me to buzz off.

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An old beekeeper had been raising bees for years.

An old beekeeper had been raising bees for years. He'd had many bees he gave names to, like Buzz or Stripe or Sting. He got a kick out of naming them and he would spend hours with them crawling on his hands, looking at them, holding them gently and humming little songs.

One year, the hive had a new queen, and she was the most magnificent thing he'd ever seen. He usually gave them clever names like Honey, but this one was just too gorgeous for that. He named her Beauty, and he would hum to her everyday as the sun went down.

One day, during a particularly beautiful sunset, the old man was watching his queen as she peddled around in the palm of his hand, singing to her gently, when a gust of wind suddenly blew some debris toward his face. Without thinking, he reacted, moving his hands fast toward his face, and smashed the queen right into his own eye. And so I guess what they say is true, Beauty really is in the eye of the bee holder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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Bees

Did you hear about the guy who got sting by bees all over his body?

Don't, worry, he's actually feeling pretty swell

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My son ran in the house and exclaimed that he'd seen a bee outside

Me: Did it sting you?

Son: No

Me: Well at least it bee hived itself

Son: Daaaaaaddd, that is not funny

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My son over dinner

Son: "Dad, today at school, me and two friends got chased by 3 bees, 3 wasps, 3 mosquitoes and 3 yellow jackets."

Me: "Was it a sting operation?"

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2014
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Where did Noah keep the bees

In the ark hives.

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