A list of puns related to "Staff"
they bandit
Because everyone in the empire works.. 'cept her.
...he just couldn't part with it.
An announcement
So since it didn't go in the vein, it was in vain
Itβs a midwife crisis.
I was on the Crews' crew's crew cruise crew.
His office is run by a skeleton crew.
Now I have a temporary employee infection.
They were just following the chicken!
"Bred any good rooks lately?"
The blast was heard 3.146 miles away!
I finally snapped and told him to just put a lid on it
JK Rowling
Still only managed to get 10% off....
They take a poll.
I was shocked!
Elle GB tea queue
They all went on strike and the manager went spare.
Meals on wheels.
I was visiting the museum with a friend, when he jokingly asked the staff what they feed the mounted animals.
"I don't know what it is they eat," I said, "but they definitely eat a lot of it. You can tell, because they're stuffed."
He was out of patience.
A co-worker sent an all staff email today about a planning meeting. It said, "On Sunday it is the Ides of March. But what we really need is ideas for March. Ha ha ha." Never have so many people been dadjoked in one go.
strike!
Now he's miming his own business
They called Time on their careers
The information he was giving them was knead to know.
Accounts Payable Administrator_______________Imelda Czechs
Accounts Payable Clerk, Moscow Office__________Dasha Chekhov
Air-Quality Monitor _________________________Carmine Dioxide
Caffeine Addiction Counselor__________________Bruno Moore
Chief Legal Counsel_________________________ Hugh Louis Dewey of Dewey, Cheetham & Howe
Cliche Monitor_____________________________Saul Wellingood
Clothing Designer__________________________Hugh Jass
Credit Counselor___________________________Max Stout
Director of Purchasing_______________________Lois Bidder
Director of Pavlovian Research________________Isabelle Ringing
Divorce Attorney___________________________Carmine Nottyors
Dog Trainer_______________________________Don Chase Katz
Ebay Specialist____________________________Selma Junkoff
Head of Security___________________________Barb Dwyer
Global Economics Forecaster_________________Helena Handbasket
Marine Biologist___________________________Frieda Wales
Father-in-Law Liaison_______________________Royal Payne Diaz
Mother-in-Law Liaison______________________Stella Payne Diaz
Official Spokesperson_______________________Howie Vasive
Restroom Attendants_______________________Trudy Door & Donna Hall
Russian Chauffeur__________________________Picov Andropov
Scout Leader______________________________Lawson D. Woods
Shop Foreman_____________________________Luke Bizzy
Staff Intuitionist____________________________Ivan Inkling
Used Car Salesman_________________________Alexis Itznot
Full list can be found here: http://www.cartalk.com/content/staff-credits
To which I replied, "No, I'm here for Beethoven. Who the heck is Will Call?" Worth it for the few 'extra air out of the nose' laughs I got from the three people around me.
The Ritz Quackers
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Happened during a reading of an extensive legal clause, containing several 'or this ..., or that ...' statements. The entire department is listening intently, ensuring nothing is missed.
When the speaker quietly chuckles about the 'or' multitude after finally reaching the end of the clause, the director speaks up: "Wow, that sentence should be mined!"
Groans around the room.
Itβs a mid-wife crisis.
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