Sporting Puns

A list of puns related to "Sporting"

Did you see that sale on paddles at the sporting goods store?

Apparently it's a big oar deal.

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👤︎ u/wmd1234
📅︎ Oct 24 2020
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What is the frog community's favorite sporting event?

Marsh Madness

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👤︎ u/TheMightyBattleSquid
📅︎ Oct 31 2020
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With so many sporting events canceled, they’re going to televise the World Origami Championship.

It’s on Paperview

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👤︎ u/Rockboxatx
📅︎ Aug 21 2020
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What do you call a potato who goes to a sporting event?

A spec-tater!

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ Jun 09 2020
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Where does sporting equipment go when it dies?

Ballhalla

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👤︎ u/FreeTuckerCase
📅︎ Sep 02 2020
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Jesus was an automobile enthusiast and had a car he really loved. Everytime Jesus went to visit his parents, he would return with his car sporting a new colour

His father was a Carpainter

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👤︎ u/AccidentalPundit
📅︎ Jul 21 2020
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The sporting goods store downtown was having a big sale on canoe paddles, but traffic and road construction made it real pain to get there...

...yeah, it was quite the ordeal to get the oar deal.

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👤︎ u/KW-DadJoker
📅︎ Aug 08 2020
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With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports TV outlet decided to televise the 'World Origami Championships'

It's on paperview

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Jul 08 2020
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As a chef, I often get asked questions. My friend asked me what my favourite sporting event was.

I said the Soup Herb Bowl.

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👤︎ u/Aveonick
📅︎ Sep 28 2019
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They added a new rule to all sporting events

It’s a real game changer

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👤︎ u/Peyton_Rials
📅︎ Nov 29 2019
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I once got a job offer to work at a tennis sporting goods store.

But it was just a racket. 😞

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👤︎ u/demaionewton
📅︎ Jul 02 2019
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I returned from vacation sporting a full face beard. My students all tell me I look like Thor. I admit I was expecting a more Loki response.

I guess you could say I never Thor it coming.

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👤︎ u/DiamondLlama
📅︎ Apr 03 2019
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My friend is getting famous for his hyper realistic pictures of people enjoying different sporting events.

He really knows how to draw a crowd.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 10 2019
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There was an amazing discount on canoes at Dick' s sporting goods.

It was quite the oar deal.

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👤︎ u/JealousPenguin
📅︎ Apr 13 2019
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Why do lesbians only shop at Academy for sporting goods?

Because they hate Dick's.

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👤︎ u/Winfinity
📅︎ Jan 23 2019
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Why don't you normally see birds near the field at sporting events

Because they prefer the cheep cheap seats

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👤︎ u/CryptoReaper5
📅︎ Sep 05 2018
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With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports TV outlet decided to televise the World Origami Championship.

It’s on Paperview!

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👤︎ u/dennyitlo
📅︎ Jun 23 2020
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With so many sporting events being cancelled they’re having to televise the World Origami Championship...

It’s on paperview.

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👤︎ u/niloc12
📅︎ Apr 07 2020
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With so many sporting events being cancelled, they're having to televise the world origami championships.

They're on paperview.

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👤︎ u/Ben_Zedd
📅︎ Apr 26 2020
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A fight broke out at the Sporting Goods store over the Paddle sale.

It was quite the oar deal.

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👤︎ u/mjleak72
📅︎ Dec 13 2019
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The sporting goods store just had a big sale on canoes

It was quite the oar deal

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👤︎ u/cheesehead4420
📅︎ Mar 29 2019
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The sporting goods store in my town has a sale on canoes

It’s a big oar deal!

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👤︎ u/CarpalTunnelVision
📅︎ Feb 09 2019
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