5 Hilarious Soya Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I was rubbing a lamp containing fermented soya beans and suddenly a mythical creature popped up and started making sexist remarks against women.

Miso-Genie.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity

📅︎ Sep 16 2019

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Soya milk

I come home with a bottle of soya milk (as opposed to the regular milk that my family is used to).

Dad: What's that?

Me: Soya milk.

Dad: Soya think that's good for you?

Awesome.

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👤︎ u/Jinkies287

📅︎ Jun 17 2014

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There's a vegan activist in my neighborhood; she's been replacing everyone's dairy milk with alternatives.

I soya do it.

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👤︎ u/alexdavidwright

📅︎ Jul 21 2020

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It's soy good

to stalk to you, it's been a while since I last soya

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👤︎ u/BoyRicer

📅︎ Nov 03 2016

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Dad surprised us by telling us what's for dinner

So at the dinner table, asked my dad what each of the dishes were. First one? Dad replies "nuggets" (soya nuggets). Then I asked about the next one because it looked like the first one but was something else. Neither me or my dad could name it but before my mom had a chance to tell us, he tells us..."not-nuggets"!

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👤︎ u/_enlightened1

📅︎ Feb 09 2015

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