I got my family yesterday on Father's day while eating pineapple sorbet.
We were at Disney marveling at the amount of pineapple sorbet they serve you (for $5, that is) when I said:
"Man, they just Dole it out, don't they?"
My brother just stared at me.
What kind of ice cream do you have after you f*cked your wife too hard?
Sorbet.
What do you call an injured Beyoncé laying in bed eating ice cream?
A Sorbet
