What is Homer Simpson’s favorite karate?

Miyagi-doh

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Remember Spider Pig from the Simpsons movie? I figured out his secret identity!

Peter Porker

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What job does Bart Simpson hate the most?

Bartender.

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I told my dad a joke about the creator of The Simpsons

He’s Groening

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Why does Moe hate Bart Simpson?

Because he is a Bart-ender

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Julie Andrews’ Daily Schedule: 1. Impersonate Homer Simpson 2. Read about bushcraft 3. Watch ludicrously silly play 4. Replace button on blouse 5. Start making coffee flavoured bread

D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Sew, Latte Dough.

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What is Homer Simpsons favorite ice cream?

Cookie D'OH!

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What video game system does Homer Simpson play?

Ninten-doh!

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Homer Simpson is an alcoholic because he is following his dad's only piece of advise

Life's Duff!

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What's Homer Simpson's least favorite ingredient in pizza?

Dough!

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What does Homer Simpson use to make bread?

D'OH!

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Why did the NFL choose to acknowledge OJ Simpson as a part of the top 100 players?

Because he really was a killer running back.

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Why did OJ Simpson and Tupac never hang out?

Thug love didn’t fit.

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Why does Apu from the The Simpsons always upvote reposts on r/DadJokes?

He's saying: "Thank you, karma gain!"

Now why the rest of you upvote reposts I have no f'ing idea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/voip_geek
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"I SAID BALD-HEADED, NOT FALLED-DEADED, Ned." -- Homer Simpson
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Man, I love the Simpsons
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WarHorseMumbles
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Did you know they made a video game about the Simpsons’ bus driver stealing a thousand bucks?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
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Post was on a picture of the Simpsons where there was a flashback between Homer and Marge taking care of Bart and Lisa but theres a picture of Maggie in the background before she was born
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I've been referencing the Simpsons movie since it came out...No one has gotten it...So far...
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Alot of people were saying The Simpsons predicted Pokemon Go but me personally,

I think that's a little farfetch'd

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSFG832
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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OJ Simpson joined Twitter...

...I think to promote a brand of orange juice.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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Ever notice that in 'The Simpsons,' Homer choking Bart is a recurring gag?
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What is Homer Simpson's favorite snack?

D'oh nuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MexElf
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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What is Homer Simpson’s favourite fruit?

An Avoca-D’oh!

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Did you hear OJ Simpson is getting remarried?

He decided to take another stab at it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TOFFERKINDLE
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2018
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A Simpsons anti-pun imgur.com/gallery/gGByckP
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What's the difference between O. J. Simpson and poker?

One has a full house.

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In honor of an old episode of The Simpsons, I have decided to start a rock and roll band and call it "Three Eyed Fish".

The name will appear as : **Fiiish**

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My dad pulled this every single time I wanted to know which episode of The Simpsons was coming on as a kid

We used to watch The Simpsons every night, and the conversation about 10 minutes before the show would start went like this

Me: "What's The Simpsons about tonight?"

Dad: "About half an hour"

Eventually, and I'm talking years, I started to remember to phrase it differently instead of just asking what I instinctively would, but he never missed a beat

Me: "Which episode is coming on tonight?"

Dad: "The one that's about half an hour"

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I named my big donkey after a one-off character in The Simpsons.

His name is Hugh Jass.

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Homer Simpson was driving down the highway and hit a deer...

It was a β€œdoh”.

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Hear about the baker addicted to The Simpson's ?

Turns out, he really kneads the d'oh!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
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Hodor Simpson imgur.com/gxhPpkL
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So if Marge and Homer Simpson are doing the dirty-do..

Does that make Marge a homer-sexual?

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What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

A Doe!

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Today, we drove past Dairy Queen and my dad spurts out, "What is Homer Simpsons favorite blizzard?" "Cookie DOH!"
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What's Homer Simpson's favorite drug?

DOPE!

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What does Homer Simpson use to make bread?

D'oh!

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What is Homer Simpson's favorite hardware?

D'oh nuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MexElf
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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What does Homer Simpson make his pizzas with?

D'oh!

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