A list of puns related to "Connor"
Chinese guy: "While in line at Ellis Island I was talking to the man in front of me named Ryan O'Connor. When I got to the front, the immigration official asked me for my name and I told him, "Tsam Ting"
Me after fixing his train track: "Are you happy"
Him: Giggles "No daddy I'm Connor!"
I feel like I am raising him well.
Connor McGreggsor
Connorrhea. Fuck you, Connor. 🖕
Backstory: I received this message first thing in the morning in response to this post I made last week.
My dad was driving, I (Connor) was in the back left seat, my sister (Nicole) was in the middle, and my sister's boyfriend (Sean) was in the back right seat (my mom was up front). My dad says to my sister, "The left eye says to the right eye, something between us smells!" After we chuckle, he says, "Sean said to Connor, something between us smells!" My sister appropriately blushed as we all moaned in disdain.
Today I met these three Irish guys with typical Irish names, O'Brien, O'Connor and O'Neill. I told them I knew a black Irish guy. They looked at me very confused then I told them: O'Bama.
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