Why couldn't Homer Simpson make guacamole?
Because he forgot the avoca-d'oh!
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︎ May 19 2021
Why did the pricipal from the Simpsons get glasses...?
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︎ Mar 11 2021
What is Homer Simpsonβs favorite karate?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
What did Homer Simpson say when the bakery ran out of bread?
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︎ Jan 11 2021
Remember Spider Pig from the Simpsons movie? I figured out his secret identity!
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︎ Nov 05 2020
What job does Bart Simpson hate the most?
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︎ Oct 26 2020
I told my dad a joke about the creator of The Simpsons
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︎ Oct 25 2020
Why does Moe hate Bart Simpson?
Because he is a Bart-ender
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︎ Sep 13 2020
Julie Andrewsβ Daily Schedule: 1. Impersonate Homer Simpson 2. Read about bushcraft 3. Watch ludicrously silly play 4. Replace button on blouse 5. Start making coffee flavoured bread
Dβoh, Ray Mears, Farce, Sew, Latte Dough.
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︎ Aug 23 2020
What is Homer Simpsons favorite ice cream?
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︎ Jun 08 2020
What video game system does Homer Simpson play?
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︎ Jan 06 2020
Homer Simpson is an alcoholic because he is following his dad's only piece of advise
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︎ Feb 27 2020
What does Homer Simpson use to make bread?
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︎ Dec 10 2019
What's Homer Simpson's least favorite ingredient in pizza?
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︎ Feb 07 2020
Why did the NFL choose to acknowledge OJ Simpson as a part of the top 100 players?
Because he really was a killer running back.
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︎ Feb 03 2020
Why did OJ Simpson and Tupac never hang out?
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︎ Jan 19 2020
Why does Apu from the The Simpsons always upvote reposts on r/DadJokes?
He's saying: "Thank you, karma gain!"
Now why the rest of you upvote reposts I have no f'ing idea.
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︎ Oct 21 2019
Man, I love the Simpsons
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︎ Jan 15 2019
Post was on a picture of the Simpsons where there was a flashback between Homer and Marge taking care of Bart and Lisa but theres a picture of Maggie in the background before she was born
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︎ Apr 12 2019
Ever notice that in 'The Simpsons,' Homer choking Bart is a recurring gag?
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︎ Feb 22 2016
"I SAID BALD-HEADED, NOT FALLED-DEADED, Ned." -- Homer Simpson
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︎ Oct 05 2019
Did you know they made a video game about the Simpsonsβ bus driver stealing a thousand bucks?
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︎ Sep 02 2019
I've been referencing the Simpsons movie since it came out...No one has gotten it...So far...
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︎ Oct 07 2019
Alot of people were saying The Simpsons predicted Pokemon Go but me personally,
I think that's a little farfetch'd
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︎ Jul 15 2019
OJ Simpson joined Twitter...
...I think to promote a brand of orange juice.
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︎ Jun 17 2019
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︎ Feb 09 2014
What is Homer Simpson's favorite snack?
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︎ May 12 2019
Did you hear OJ Simpson is getting remarried?
He decided to take another stab at it
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︎ Apr 23 2018
What is Homer Simpsonβs favourite fruit?
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︎ Jan 16 2019
What's the difference between O. J. Simpson and poker?
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︎ Dec 04 2018
My dad pulled this every single time I wanted to know which episode of The Simpsons was coming on as a kid
We used to watch The Simpsons every night, and the conversation about 10 minutes before the show would start went like this
Me: "What's The Simpsons about tonight?"
Dad: "About half an hour"
Eventually, and I'm talking years, I started to remember to phrase it differently instead of just asking what I instinctively would, but he never missed a beat
Me: "Which episode is coming on tonight?"
Dad: "The one that's about half an hour"
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︎ Mar 31 2014
I named my big donkey after a one-off character in The Simpsons.
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︎ May 08 2017
In honor of an old episode of The Simpsons, I have decided to start a rock and roll band and call it "Three Eyed Fish".
The name will appear as : **Fiiish**
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︎ May 21 2018
Homer Simpson was driving down the highway and hit a deer...
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︎ Apr 06 2018
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︎ Jun 19 2014
So if Marge and Homer Simpson are doing the dirty-do..
Does that make Marge a homer-sexual?
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︎ Jul 24 2015
Hear about the baker addicted to The Simpson's ?
Turns out, he really kneads the d'oh!
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︎ Nov 21 2017
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
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︎ Dec 19 2016
Today, we drove past Dairy Queen and my dad spurts out, "What is Homer Simpsons favorite blizzard?" "Cookie DOH!"
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︎ May 26 2014
What's Homer Simpson's favorite drug?
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︎ Dec 15 2019
What does Homer Simpson use to make bread?
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︎ Aug 07 2019
What is Homer Simpson's favorite hardware?
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︎ May 12 2019
What does Homer Simpson make his pizzas with?
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︎ Oct 03 2017
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