I owe a lot to the sidewalks. They’ve been keeping me off the streets for years.
Shout-out to all the sidewalks
They've really kept me off the streets
Have you heard the one about the sidewalk?
A man is walking down the sidewalk dragging a long, heavy chain behind him. A woman asks him, "Why are you dragging that chain behind you, mister?"
The man says, "Lady, you ever tried to push one of these things out front?!?"
Why do rappers like sidewalks?
They kept them off the streets.
I just want to give a shout out to sidewalks
For keeping me off the streets
She just fantad right there on the sidewalk
"Watch out dad, that sprinkler is going to hit the sidewalk near you!"
"Don't worry buddy, it just mist me."
What do you call a sidewalk that zig zags back and fourth all crazy?
Why couldn’t the toilet paper walk down the sidewalk?
It got stuck in the cracks.
We really should be more grateful for sidewalks..
They keep us off the streets
can we give a shout out to sidewalks?
Cuz' they really helped to keep me off the streets
A man crashed his car into the sidewalk
It curbed his enthusiasm.
Shout-out to sidewalks for keeping us off the streets
A dog gave birth to puppies on the sidewalk
She was ticketed for littering.
Shoutout to the sidewalk!
For keeping me off the street
The mayor of our town has begun construction of all new sidewalks.
It’s nice to see a politician make good on a concrete policy proposal.
So, a sidewalk was convicted of murder the other day.
The prosecutor was sure that he had concrete evidence of the crime.
I met a rather old gentleman sitting on the sidewalk crying. I asked what was the matter.
“I’m married to an incredible woman 40 years my junior who likes to make love three times a day. She is the best homemaker and conversationalist and she is independently wealthy. We have the greatest life”.
“That sounds wonderful” I said “Why are you crying?”
“I can’t remember where we live!” he wailed.
I've always thought kids being able to draw on the sidewalks at school is only teaching them that vandalism is okay...
but I guess it could be chalked up to freedom of expression...
Why are the sidewalks of Washington, D.C. so clean?
Because all the trash is in the White House.
What does the town need when they hear someone has been tampering with the sidewalks?
I refuse to have my name etched on a sidewalk.
I don't want people walking all over me.
Did you hear about the sidewalk?
"Yeah it's all over town"
Why did the rapper thank the sidewalk in his acceptance speech?
Because it kept him off the streets.
"Why are you putting grapes on the sidewalk?"
, I asked my son.
"No raisin.", he replied.
Only 6 years old and he's ready to be a dad.
Why can't a sidewalk be three feet long?
Because then it would be a yard.
Why did Sally put peanut butter on the sidewalk?
To go with the traffic jam.
Today I'd like to give a shout-out to my dad and the sidewalk
For keeping me off the streets.
Shout out to all the sidewalks I've walked in my life...
...for keeping me off the streets.
(My friends hilarious-ass boss is a walking dadjoke. He posts this joke regularly on their facebook-esque staff site)
Someone who gets rid of him by leaving it in the sidewalk is...
Edit: Should read "Gum". Phone keyboards!) A littering piece of spit.
I saw a homeless beaver begging on the sidewalk.
My hometown is currently having a sale where all the shops put merchandise on the sidewalk at discounted prices
Me: Oh look, the sidewalk sale is this weekend.
Dad: Why would anyone come into town just to buy a sidewalk?
My 2 year old asked me to draw a cookie on the sidewalk.
Sure! I'll make you a Chalk-alate chip cookie. The look on my wife's face made me realize i have become my dad...
I really owe a lot to sidewalks.
They've been keeping me off the streets for years.
Big shout out to all the sidewalks for keeping me off the streets!
A big shout out to sidewalks
They kept me off the streets
I'd like to give a big shout out to all the sidewalks out there...
... For keeping me off the streets.
Shout out to sidewalks
For keeping me off the streets .
I'd like to give a big shout out to all the sidewalks.
For keeping me off the streets
I owe a lot to sidewalks....
They've been keeping me off the streets for years.
I’d like to give a shoutout to all the sidewalks.
Thanks for keeping me off the streets!
Have you heard the joke about the sidewalk..?
I want to give a shoutout to all of the sidewalks
For keeping me off the streets
Does sidewalks helps?
I owe a lot to the sidewalks. They’ve been keeping me off the streets for years
I'd like to give a big shout out to all the sidewalks
For keeping me off the streets
Id like to give a shoutout to all the sidewalks
For keeping me off the street
I just wanna give a shoutout to sidewalks
for keeping me off the streets all these years
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