Shutter Puns

“Sorry, we’re clothed.”

I still have flashbacks...😩

Do I shutter?

To make one work it's shutter up and shutter down.

I used to be a film photographer but learned it was a negative hobby.

One that lens itself to bad puns.

The kind that make you shutter.

I have proof.

I SHUTTER when I think where I’d be without this job.

I couldn't shutter up!

I shutter to think of the cost

I just can’t focus

Everytime he looked at it, it made him shudder (shutter).

you need to look into it.

The answer is almost always in the negative. (Yes, it's a bad pun--enough to make you shutter.)

Says he was framed.

I shutter to think of the possibilities with her!

1. What is the most important drink in life?

Vitali-tea.

2. What do you call an uptight man with wet tapestry?

A wet blanket with a wet blanket.

3. Describe an uptight man with an erection holding an alcoholic beverage.

A stiff with a stiff with a stiff.

4. What do you call introverted window blinds?

A shutter-in.

5. What do you call an uncooked deer cookie?

Dat doe dough 'dough.

6. What do you call a plant's religion?

Agri-culture.

7. What do you call a football players' phone charger?

A Charger's phone charger.

8. What do you call a clock tower striking twelve?

High noon.

That's all I got.

But the thought of being in front of a camera makes me shutter.

Then I shutter out.