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What did Yoda say when he was first shown in 1080p?

HDMI

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👤︎ u/godpoker
📅︎ Jan 09 2021
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It has been shown that cows raised in Mexico are statistically happier on average than cows raised in other countries

They've been reported as feeling "mooey bien"

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👤︎ u/AmazinBacon
📅︎ Dec 06 2020
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Recent studies have shown that roughly 80% of goth girls in our country's high schools enjoy reading parenting magazines.

Strangely enough, they mostly only read the daddy issues.

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👤︎ u/M1ST3RT0RGU3
📅︎ Jan 10 2021
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Studies have shown that sheepskin face masks are incredibly effective...

They keep the baahhhhhd germs out.

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👤︎ u/Jessmacdee
📅︎ Sep 08 2020
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History has shown that during the Cold War, the US warheads feared a Soviet nuclear strike

They really went bunkers

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👤︎ u/Projkt88
📅︎ Jul 08 2020
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my 65y/o wife is always taking a photo with her legs shown like a model.

she's very vein.

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👤︎ u/kajo08
📅︎ Jun 21 2020
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A recent poll has shown that vampires are actually vegetarian.

They all hate stakes.

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👤︎ u/Brucemoose1
📅︎ Mar 29 2020
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Studies have shown that 4 out of 5 men will suffer from diarrhea at some point in their lives...

Why are 1 out of 5 men enjoying it?

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👤︎ u/B-man44
📅︎ Sep 20 2019
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A rabbit used to come up to my front yard every day for food, but hasn’t shown up in a week.

Now it’s just some bunny I used to know.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 11 2019
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Nobody has ever shown up to the sign language club.

It’s too bad nobody has heard of it.

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👤︎ u/hwhouston517
📅︎ Feb 05 2020
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Studies have shown that

the people who rely on statistics are wrong 76.5% of the time ...

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👤︎ u/afarro
📅︎ Nov 16 2019
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In women's football, if the referee has shown a red card, it means he has
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👤︎ u/PacMook_Bro
📅︎ Mar 30 2019
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Research has shown that 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t Happy.
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👤︎ u/baseballdudeman
📅︎ Aug 18 2018
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I never trust any photos shown to me by physicians...

They are all doctored.

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👤︎ u/drewmighty
📅︎ May 30 2019
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I was being shown around a house. "What are the dimensions of this room?" I asked the guy.

He said, "Height, width, and length."

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Oct 11 2018
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None of the planets in our solar system have shown interest in a relationship with Pluto

He's just too cold and distant.

Bonus punchline.. They just want a platonic friendship

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👤︎ u/FoxRings
📅︎ May 30 2019
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Studies have shown that, out of all professions, doctors are the calmest.

They rarely lose their patients.

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👤︎ u/comforttrap
📅︎ Feb 07 2019
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Research has shown that 7 out of 6 people are bad at fractions.
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👤︎ u/trenton00
📅︎ Aug 24 2018
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Studies show when car-pooling, when going through a tunnel, people who sit in the back are shown to experience more anxiety.

Scientists call it "car-pool tunnel syndrome"

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👤︎ u/LeNooNinja
📅︎ Mar 03 2018
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The True Size of Africa isn't Shown On Maps
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👤︎ u/jtc66
📅︎ Nov 08 2014
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Studies have shown meat is best consumed at a 45 degree angle

Hence the name "lean mince"

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👤︎ u/BlueMunch6754
📅︎ Feb 06 2018
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As shown on the Spice Channel.... imgur.com/a/d3A7A
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👤︎ u/pibroch
📅︎ Jul 27 2016
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I tried to make a dad joke, quickly got shown up by my dad.

Mom: "Wipe that stupid-ass grin off your face"
Me: "What's an ass grin?"
Dad: "Well, it's not what you take for a headache."

groans ensue

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👤︎ u/drphillycheesesteak
📅︎ Jun 07 2014
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