I figured out why I am so shy and awkward

A main part of my body is called the nervous system

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pokebandit91
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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A seal goes into a bar and the bartender asked him,"What will it be Mr seal?"

The seal responds,"anything but a Canadian Club"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Magician: Hello, I can make everything disappear

Tom: Make my tea disappear Magician: Okay I will Om: Youβ€˜re not a good magician, my teaβ€˜s still here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeje17j
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Why is the English weather like a Muslim (not racist)

Because its either sunni or shi'ite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sentinel_UK
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Two goldfish are in a tank. One fish turns to the other and says

How the heck do we drive this thing?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConnorM1911
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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I just learned Meek Mill's real name.

It's Shy Grainery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dizturbed-
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Why do skeletons shy away from horror movies?

They have no stomach for them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RandomWittyNam3
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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What did the shy pebble wish for?

That she was a little boulder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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My new pet fish is seems to be shy.

He’s a little coy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoWasExpected
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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The shy farmer declined the talent audition...

He's a grower, not a shower.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sirnicster
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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I tried to buy some Polaroid camera film on Amazon but there weren't any images of the products. I asked the seller why that was and he said he didn't want to embarrass his film because it was camera shy.

Apparently camera film is photosensitive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peon2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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What did the shy ear of corn say after he was complemented?

Aww shucks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bcferguson128
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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Have you heard of Eminems shy little brother? He's called Ehm...inem.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigbaoss
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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Whenever I walk out to my backyard pond

My fish first pop out to say hello, but then quickly retreat to cover. Then they'll tease like they're coming out again, but then they'll shy away.

What makes them act so coy!?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FightMilkLLC
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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I’m very shy about tidying up

I guess you could say I’m a closet organizer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jakeizaak
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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Yesterday i met a shy guy

We played some Mario together

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stef20
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2018
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A shy priest greets the wedding guests to the Chapel. He's very nervous and doesn't say much. reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThiccGoose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2018
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What’s a shitzou

A zoo without animals

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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Are goldfish naturally shy creatures?

Sometimes they're a little koi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2017
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Why was the grizzly shy?

It was embearassed

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2016
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How do you know when your Indian friend is getting annoying?

When you start to get Sikh of his Shi'ite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slesheo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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I went to a zoo that only had one animal in it, a dog.

It was a Shi-Tzu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RatFinkEd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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What do you call male oysters?

Boysters. What do you call bodybuilding oysters?

Hoisters. What do you call oyster pirates?

Ahoysters. What do you call oyster nuns?

Cloisters. What do you call oysters that live under water?

Moisters. What do you call shy oysters?

Coysters. What do you call working class oysters?

Employsters. What do you call oysters with an evil plan?

Ploysters. What do you call singing oysters?

Voiceters.

I should stop before this gets worseter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OiTheRolk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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A woman who lived next door to a preacher was puzzled by his personality change in the pulpit.

At home he was shy, quiet and retiring, but in the church he was a real fire and brimstone orator, rousing the masses in the name of God. It was as if he was two different people.

One day she asked him about the dramatic transformation that came over him when he preached.

"Ah," he said, "That's my altar ego."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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What kind of food is good for you feet?

Shoe-shi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/music_snobbbb
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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What do you call a modest insect?

A Humblebee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/datinyboss
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2018
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Work gave me the option to work from home today because of the ice.

I took them up on it because earlier in the season I went for a pretty nice slide. It's like that old saying. Once skidding ice shy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bubblezoid
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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Dad... Stop....

I had a great date with my girlfriend, and we're leaving the house right as Dad pulls into the driveway. We just got a new puppy, and I was explaining to him that the puppy wasn't even shy around her. His response?

"Hey, neither were you, eh?"

She thought it was cute. I almost died.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArchonRush
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2014
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Julius Caesar

But Julius is too shy to talk to her

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonSnuhhh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2016
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What is white and hides behind Trees?

A shy milkbottle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YoshimitsuGold
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2017
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Street names

I'll never forget when I was riding shotgun while my dad drove, and we were taking my friend Joe home. We had driven these streets hundreds of times, but at this moment, my dad released all these heretofore unheard-of puns.

We took a right on Cambridge Ave.

Dad looks over and stoically says in a gravelly voice with an -- American Indian?? -- accent, "First came iron horse… then came bridge."

Groans.

As we approach Minot Ln., he asks "do I turn here?" and Joe says "yes," to which dad replies "I don't know, Joe, I might, but I minot!"

Groans.

Finally, we make our last turn onto Cheyenne. Dad says with a deliberate, measured cadence, "You know, growing up, all the girls I met were so forward. It was weird. But then I met Shy Anne."

He finished his sentence right as we pulled into Joe's driveway. He put his right hand on the back of my headrest and turned to face us with a wide smile and the glittering, eyes of a puppy that just fetched on command.

Joe said "Thanks, Mr. Smith," and he got out and ran into his house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doc_ids
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2014
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What did the shy pebble wish for?

That she was a little boulder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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What did the shy pebble wish for?

That she was a little boulder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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What did the shy pebble wish for?

That she was a little boulder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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What did the shy pebble wish for?

That she was a little boulder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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What did the shy pebble wish for?

That she was a little boulder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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What did the shy pebble wish for?

That she was a little boulder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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What did the shy pebble wish for?

That she was a little boulder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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What did the shy pebble wish for?

That she was a little boulder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/krystx57
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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What did the shy pebble wish?

That she was a little boulder!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/starshine531
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