A list of puns related to "Shi"
A main part of my body is called the nervous system
The seal responds,"anything but a Canadian Club"
Tom: Make my tea disappear Magician: Okay I will Om: Youβre not a good magician, my teaβs still here.
Because its either sunni or shi'ite
How the heck do we drive this thing?
It's Shy Grainery
They have no stomach for them.
That she was a little boulder.
Heβs a little coy.
He's a grower, not a shower.
Apparently camera film is photosensitive
Aww shucks
My fish first pop out to say hello, but then quickly retreat to cover. Then they'll tease like they're coming out again, but then they'll shy away.
What makes them act so coy!?
I guess you could say Iβm a closet organizer.
We played some Mario together
A zoo without animals
Sometimes they're a little koi.
It was embearassed
When you start to get Sikh of his Shi'ite
It was a Shi-Tzu.
Boysters. What do you call bodybuilding oysters?
Hoisters. What do you call oyster pirates?
Ahoysters. What do you call oyster nuns?
Cloisters. What do you call oysters that live under water?
Moisters. What do you call shy oysters?
Coysters. What do you call working class oysters?
Employsters. What do you call oysters with an evil plan?
Ploysters. What do you call singing oysters?
Voiceters.
I should stop before this gets worseter.
At home he was shy, quiet and retiring, but in the church he was a real fire and brimstone orator, rousing the masses in the name of God. It was as if he was two different people.
One day she asked him about the dramatic transformation that came over him when he preached.
"Ah," he said, "That's my altar ego."
Shoe-shi
A Humblebee
I took them up on it because earlier in the season I went for a pretty nice slide. It's like that old saying. Once skidding ice shy.
I had a great date with my girlfriend, and we're leaving the house right as Dad pulls into the driveway. We just got a new puppy, and I was explaining to him that the puppy wasn't even shy around her. His response?
"Hey, neither were you, eh?"
She thought it was cute. I almost died.
But Julius is too shy to talk to her
A shy milkbottle
I'll never forget when I was riding shotgun while my dad drove, and we were taking my friend Joe home. We had driven these streets hundreds of times, but at this moment, my dad released all these heretofore unheard-of puns.
We took a right on Cambridge Ave.
Dad looks over and stoically says in a gravelly voice with an -- American Indian?? -- accent, "First came iron horse⦠then came bridge."
Groans.
As we approach Minot Ln., he asks "do I turn here?" and Joe says "yes," to which dad replies "I don't know, Joe, I might, but I minot!"
Groans.
Finally, we make our last turn onto Cheyenne. Dad says with a deliberate, measured cadence, "You know, growing up, all the girls I met were so forward. It was weird. But then I met Shy Anne."
He finished his sentence right as we pulled into Joe's driveway. He put his right hand on the back of my headrest and turned to face us with a wide smile and the glittering, eyes of a puppy that just fetched on command.
Joe said "Thanks, Mr. Smith," and he got out and ran into his house.
That she was a little boulder.
That she was a little boulder.
That she was a little boulder.
That she was a little boulder.
That she was a little boulder.
That she was a little boulder.
That she was a little boulder.
That she was a little boulder.
That she was a little boulder!
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