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Shis Puns

A list of puns related to "Shis"

What smells like feet and tastes like fish?

Shoe-shi

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👤︎ u/wentcamping
📅︎ Jan 17 2021
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A seal goes into a bar and the bartender asked him,"What will it be Mr seal?"

The seal responds,"anything but a Canadian Club"

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👤︎ u/shdchko
📅︎ Dec 20 2020
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Magician: Hello, I can make everything disappear

Tom: Make my tea disappear Magician: Okay I will Om: You‘re not a good magician, my tea‘s still here.

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👤︎ u/jeje17j
📅︎ Oct 31 2020
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Why is the English weather like a Muslim (not racist)

Because its either sunni or shi'ite

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👤︎ u/Sentinel_UK
📅︎ Dec 22 2020
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What’s a shitzou

A zoo without animals

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👤︎ u/MadeThisForHelp82747
📅︎ Oct 16 2019
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I went to a zoo that only had one animal in it, a dog.

It was a Shi-Tzu.

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👤︎ u/RatFinkEd
📅︎ Mar 03 2019
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What kind of food is good for you feet?

Shoe-shi

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👤︎ u/music_snobbbb
📅︎ Mar 21 2019
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