Shis Puns

A list of puns related to "Shis"

What smells like feet and tastes like fish?

Shoe-shi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wentcamping
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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A seal goes into a bar and the bartender asked him,"What will it be Mr seal?"

The seal responds,"anything but a Canadian Club"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Magician: Hello, I can make everything disappear

Tom: Make my tea disappear Magician: Okay I will Om: Youβ€˜re not a good magician, my teaβ€˜s still here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeje17j
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Why is the English weather like a Muslim (not racist)

Because its either sunni or shi'ite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sentinel_UK
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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What’s a shitzou

A zoo without animals

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MadeThisForHelp82747
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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How do you know when your Indian friend is getting annoying?

When you start to get Sikh of his Shi'ite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slesheo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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I went to a zoo that only had one animal in it, a dog.

It was a Shi-Tzu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RatFinkEd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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What kind of food is good for you feet?

Shoe-shi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/music_snobbbb
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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