Don’t scroll without saying shalom
Quarantine day 25: Found my husband working on the patio with his scroll saw. Yes. It's a scale model.
Everytime I do something I shouldn't do my dad force me to scroll through this subreddit
He calls it: "The Punishment"
We used to write on scrolls, then paper, and now we’re back to scrolling again.
The oldest scrolls in the universe
What do you call the act of stealing Ancient Egyptian scrolls on the high seas?
if i were to torrent the dead sea scrolls
Would it be considered papyracy?
Stop scrolling and paws to look at this pun.
Was just scrolling when I found..
Was scrolling through the comments of ask Reddit when I found this gem
Why do big-game hunters mount their lions’ heads?
To mount the other end would be a catastrophe.
The internet connection in my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
Can't believe 2020 is already over.
How did mouses open old letters?
Is scrolling through Reddit on your phone making you fall asleep?
What do you call a belt made of $100 bills?
What do you call an old person scrolling through Facebook?
keep scrolling pls
i'd tell you a joke about bones. but it probably wont be a humerus as it should be. tibia honest, it doesnt have a lot of back bone put into it. it'll just make me seem like a numb skull anyways so, imma go skullking in the bar. see ya
First there were tablets...
Tablets were replaced by scrolls.
Scrolls were replaced by books.
Now we scroll through books on tablets.
Finally got onlyfans!
Now it feels great in my living room!
I was urchin to keep scrolling down this thread, but you sea, I kept herring that the puns got more and more carp.
v.redd.it/ypd18apxdu531
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Facebook scrolling
I hate it when you go to Facebook to check one thing and then bam, you're still there two hours later after getting Zucked in
I told my wife I was going to arrange the herbs in alphabetical order. She said "Where would you find the time ?"
I said, "Easy, right next to the sage"
My wife has this weird OCD where she arranges the dinner plates by the year they were bought.
It’s an extremely rare dish order.
Who ever invented Knock-Knock jokes should get a Nobel Prize
Just found this casually scrolling through my feed. Enjoy this until this gets taken down
What lies on the ground 100ft in the air?
A plant is fine, a shrub is fine, but tree's a crowd.
I hope you scrolled past that.
I had to use the bathroom. Couldn’t believe someone dropped a deuce right on the floor.
I hate how funerals are always at 9 or 10 am
I'm really not a mourning person.
[META] I love this sub.
I don’t know if i’m allowed to post not a dad joke but seriously, this sub makes me laugh everytime I scroll through it. It always brightens my day. Thank you to all the dad jokers out there <3.
A furniture store keeps calling me...
All I wanted was one night stand.
nothing tops a plain hotdog
Was scrolling through Reddit and found this gem.
https://imgur.com/gallery/4FTEI
I hate cliffhangers because
First there were tablets...
Tablets were replaced by scrolls.
Scrolls were replaced by books.
Now we scroll through books on our tablets.
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