There’s a nap for that.
The Elder Scrolls
i'd tell you a joke about bones. but it probably wont be a humerus as it should be. tibia honest, it doesnt have a lot of back bone put into it. it'll just make me seem like a numb skull anyways so, imma go skullking in the bar. see ya
I hate it when you go to Facebook to check one thing and then bam, you're still there two hours later after getting Zucked in
https://imgur.com/gallery/4FTEI
The guy captioned the picture, "Just had a baby, maybe it's a boy?" And the guy's friend (guy 2) comments, "Did you really have a baby?"
Guy 1: No dude, I bought it. Guy 2: On eBay? Guy 1: No, eBaby!
To mount the other end would be a catastrophe.
Feels like yesterday.
Now I have stable wifi.
A waist of money.
He calls it: "The Punishment"
Tablets were replaced by scrolls. Scrolls were replaced by books. Now we scroll through books on tablets.
Now it feels great in my living room!
Christian Bale!
I said, "Easy, right next to the sage"
I hope you scrolled past that.
It’s an extremely rare dish order.
A dead centipede
I don’t know if i’m allowed to post not a dad joke but seriously, this sub makes me laugh everytime I scroll through it. It always brightens my day. Thank you to all the dad jokers out there <3.
I'm really not a mourning person.
All I wanted was one night stand.
Pa-piracy.
It's called the Elder Scrolls Online.
Tablets were replaced by scrolls. Scrolls were replaced by books. Now we scroll through books on our tablets.
