Scrolling Puns

A list of puns related to "Scrolling"

Stop scrolling and paws to look at this pun.
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👤︎ u/iuseredditandimbored
📅︎ Dec 03 2020
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Was just scrolling when I found..
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👤︎ u/TreesDontGrowOnMoney
📅︎ Jan 11 2021
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Was scrolling through the comments of ask Reddit when I found this gem
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👤︎ u/IhaveaMcuAddiction
📅︎ Dec 04 2020
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Is scrolling through Reddit on your phone making you fall asleep?

There’s a nap for that.

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👤︎ u/distinctlyambiguous
📅︎ May 01 2020
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What do you call an old person scrolling through Facebook?

The Elder Scrolls

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👤︎ u/Viral_Idiot
📅︎ Apr 26 2020
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keep scrolling pls

i'd tell you a joke about bones. but it probably wont be a humerus as it should be. tibia honest, it doesnt have a lot of back bone put into it. it'll just make me seem like a numb skull anyways so, imma go skullking in the bar. see ya

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👤︎ u/FrozenScavengers
📅︎ Jun 14 2019
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We used to write on scrolls, then paper, and now we’re back to scrolling again.
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👤︎ u/DragonVision
📅︎ May 19 2019
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I was urchin to keep scrolling down this thread, but you sea, I kept herring that the puns got more and more carp. v.redd.it/ypd18apxdu531
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👤︎ u/CREEPONATER
📅︎ Jun 22 2019
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Facebook scrolling

I hate it when you go to Facebook to check one thing and then bam, you're still there two hours later after getting Zucked in

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👤︎ u/staytrippy8732
📅︎ Jul 30 2019
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Just found this casually scrolling through my feed. Enjoy this until this gets taken down
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👤︎ u/greengo122
📅︎ Jul 11 2018
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Was scrolling through Reddit and found this gem.

https://imgur.com/gallery/4FTEI

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👤︎ u/Mellow__Martian
📅︎ Aug 17 2017
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Scrolling through my dashboard when suddenly... imgur.com/5nKz8Cr
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👤︎ u/Dr_fluffybuns
📅︎ Oct 24 2013
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My friend was scrolling through a facebook when he saw a picture of a guy holding a baby

The guy captioned the picture, "Just had a baby, maybe it's a boy?" And the guy's friend (guy 2) comments, "Did you really have a baby?"

Guy 1: No dude, I bought it. Guy 2: On eBay? Guy 1: No, eBaby!

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👤︎ u/hollywoodroscoe
📅︎ Dec 02 2013
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The Elder Scrolls
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👤︎ u/morphotomy
📅︎ Aug 14 2020
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Don’t scroll without saying shalom
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👤︎ u/Axiom_117
📅︎ Aug 31 2019
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Quarantine day 25: Found my husband working on the patio with his scroll saw. Yes. It's a scale model.
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👤︎ u/Cynthiaimprov
📅︎ Apr 10 2020
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(scrolls elderly)
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👤︎ u/Tmanrocks717
📅︎ Jun 14 2020
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Why do big-game hunters mount their lions’ heads?

To mount the other end would be a catastrophe.

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👤︎ u/friste
📅︎ Nov 02 2020
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Kid knee
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👤︎ u/BleepBlorb69
📅︎ Oct 28 2020
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The internet connection in my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.

Now I have stable wifi.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 09 2020
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Can't believe 2020 is already over.

Feels like yesterday.

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👤︎ u/TotoBabaDonk
📅︎ Dec 31 2020
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What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 1080p? /r/ProgrammerHumor/commen…
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👤︎ u/exploooooosions
📅︎ Jan 09 2021
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What do you call a belt made of $100 bills?

A waist of money.

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👤︎ u/golf_echo_sierra26
📅︎ Jun 23 2020
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scroll scroll
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👤︎ u/DeeMee9
📅︎ Oct 17 2019
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Everytime I do something I shouldn't do my dad force me to scroll through this subreddit

He calls it: "The Punishment"

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👤︎ u/Suprxboi
📅︎ Jan 06 2020
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Some 18+ content

19

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👤︎ u/DontTouchMyCouch
📅︎ Aug 27 2020
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First there were tablets...

Tablets were replaced by scrolls. Scrolls were replaced by books. Now we scroll through books on tablets.

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👤︎ u/Scruluce
📅︎ Aug 12 2020
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The scrolls
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👤︎ u/Lil_DYUZX
📅︎ Jul 02 2019
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The Elder Scrolls
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👤︎ u/The_Pip
📅︎ Mar 12 2019
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Finally got onlyfans!

Now it feels great in my living room!

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👤︎ u/FlintTheDad
📅︎ Sep 06 2020
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*scroll*
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👤︎ u/yeti123full8
📅︎ May 26 2019
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Who ever invented Knock-Knock jokes should get a Nobel Prize
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👤︎ u/owen_mkn6244
📅︎ Jun 25 2019
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What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale!

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👤︎ u/ksol88
📅︎ Jul 14 2020
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The oldest scrolls in the universe
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👤︎ u/Owenn04
📅︎ Mar 13 2019
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You pepper believe it
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👤︎ u/Lew-Sir
📅︎ Oct 17 2019
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The Elder Scrolls
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👤︎ u/KingSp00ky
📅︎ Nov 25 2018
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elder scrolls
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👤︎ u/-litl-snek-
📅︎ Mar 12 2019
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I told my wife I was going to arrange the herbs in alphabetical order. She said "Where would you find the time ?"

I said, "Easy, right next to the sage"

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Jul 22 2020
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My wife has this weird OCD where she arranges the dinner plates by the year they were bought.

It’s an extremely rare dish order.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 30 2019
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A plant is fine, a shrub is fine, but tree's a crowd.

I hope you scrolled past that.

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👤︎ u/bigdickcorrine
📅︎ Jun 03 2020
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What lies on the ground 100ft in the air?

A dead centipede

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👤︎ u/grumpy_hubby
📅︎ Feb 01 2020
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Line dancing
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👤︎ u/wtflagnard
📅︎ Jun 12 2020
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I had to use the bathroom. Couldn’t believe someone dropped a deuce right on the floor.
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👤︎ u/nosrrttap
📅︎ Mar 10 2019
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I hate how funerals are always at 9 or 10 am

I'm really not a mourning person.

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👤︎ u/akien0222
📅︎ Dec 12 2019
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[META] I love this sub.

I don’t know if i’m allowed to post not a dad joke but seriously, this sub makes me laugh everytime I scroll through it. It always brightens my day. Thank you to all the dad jokers out there <3.

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👤︎ u/werydan1
📅︎ Jul 26 2020
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nothing tops a plain hotdog
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👤︎ u/__ch4nc3__
📅︎ Mar 30 2019
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I hate cliffhangers because
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👤︎ u/krakaon
📅︎ Jul 12 2018
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A furniture store keeps calling me...

All I wanted was one night stand.

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👤︎ u/Rectalspasm
📅︎ Nov 19 2018
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What do you call the act of stealing Ancient Egyptian scrolls on the high seas?

Pa-piracy.

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👤︎ u/BackroomToaster
📅︎ Apr 05 2016
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First there were tablets...

Tablets were replaced by scrolls. Scrolls were replaced by books. Now we scroll through books on our tablets.

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👤︎ u/Scruluce
📅︎ Aug 12 2020
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