Me: "That's what I was scone for!"
Her: "Ugh." eyeroll
Good for muffin
the pie takes the cake
You can't get blood out of a scone.
Scone
I killed two birds with one scone.
Hell hath no fury like a woman sconed
Potato potato.
Ab-scone-ded.
Killing two birds with one scone
What's the fastest food in the world?
Scone
Itβd only be a sconeβs throw away
They make cookies, brownies, scones, the works. But my buddy acts a bit odd around them. He never touches edibles made by his father, and he will only eat edibles made by his mother.
I think he has an edible complex.
I'll call it The Rolling Scones.
I was checking out the reduced section, when a woman beside me pointed at a bakery item and said to her child "Scone". I replied "Nah, it's still there." I should have walked away at this point, instead I stood proudly grinning for at least 30 seconds.
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Scene: kitchen, mother buttering scones as I converse with her. One breaks apart.
Me: "it's all scone wrong!"
Cue groans
Is just a scones throw away
Coming up with pastry puns is easy as pie. Seriously, it's a cakewalk. Carrots and nuts can loaf around but figs are barred. I'm on a roll here, but I gotta stop, turnover a new leaf. One cannoli hope. Scone be pretty hard, dough.
She was absolutely furious. I've never seen a person get this angry before. I guess it holds true to the old saying:
Hell hath no fury like a woman sconed.
Dad: To each his scone.
My 8 year old cousin asked me whether I pronounce scone "sc-own" or "sc-on".
I said it depends. If I'm eating it it's sc-own, if I've finished it it's gone/sc-on.
When my dad got back from work he was asked the same question, and gave exactly the same response.
How are the scones today?
Oh, kinda crumby.
We were at the work cafe and he was ordering a date scone. I said: "Eww, I don't like dates" He replied: "And that's why you're single!"
it's Scone...
