Sax safely kids.
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︎ Feb 19 2018
I told my wife I had sax with my bass
She told me to guitar of the house
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︎ Feb 18 2019
Before this whole lockdown thing, I went to a musical.
I didn't like it. Too much sax and violins.
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︎ Feb 08 2021
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you: "Blues Lee"
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︎ May 08 2020
As a dad, I won't let my kids watch any shows on t.v. with orchestra in it....
Too much sax and violins.
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︎ Dec 14 2020
Why do saxophone players get so many dates?
Because they have sax appeal π·
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Why shouldn't you let kids watch big band performances on TV?
Too much sax and violins.
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︎ Oct 12 2020
Violins
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︎ Nov 27 2019
Bad saxophone players should be put on some kind of public list.
I want to know if I'm living next to a registered sax offender.
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︎ Sep 15 2020
My kid wanted to join the orchestra. I said "sorry, but you're way too young for thatβ¦"
"β¦it has a lot of sax and violins."
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︎ Sep 13 2020
I'd never let my children watch the orchestra
There's too much sax and violins
Edit: Thank you so much for the gold and silver
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︎ Mar 15 2019
My ex used to hit me with a stringed instrument every day.
If only i had known about her history of violins.
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︎ Jun 10 2020
My orchestra buddy wanted to bring his fiddle to a protest. I told him not to.
In a peaceful protest, there's no need for violins.
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︎ Jun 09 2020
I listened to a jazz ensemble when I was at the ocean shore for vacation...
Nothing beats sax on the beach!
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︎ Jun 17 2020
Definitely not mine, but punny none the less.
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︎ Mar 06 2019
Content Advisory
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︎ Mar 20 2018
Exciting news! Gandhi just formed a new music ensemble!
There is no string section unfortunately, apparently he is a practitioner of 'non-violins'
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︎ Mar 31 2020
Jazz music is evil.
It promotes sax and violins.
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︎ Sep 13 2019
I really don't like my kids watching Little Einsteins on the Disney channel.
There's too much sax and violins.
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︎ Nov 30 2019
Musicians are highly dangerous...
Theyβre known for their violins.
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︎ Sep 01 2019
I don't let my kids listen to classical music.
It's full of sax and violins.
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︎ Sep 23 2019
My mother told me that the only musicians more promiscuous than rock and roll artists were jazz musicians.
Because they were always having sax.
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︎ Dec 30 2019
My wife plays violin. I used to play trumpet. Last night we talked aviation.
My wife plays violin and her first rehearsal with a new orchestra is near. She had access to an electronic copy of the music, but wondered whether the orchestra would distribute paper copies at the rehearsal. For orchestras, the section leaders decide when everyone's bows will be moving up vs. down and annotate the music accordingly. Copies of the annotated music are distributed to the players. As a trumpet player who's never needed that kind of annotation, I've always been able to use the originals.
Wife: "String players never play from the originals because we have bowings."
Me: "And wind players have Airbuses!"
Wife: "That joke was just plane awful."
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︎ Aug 31 2016
Guess the website!
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︎ Jul 08 2018
I'm not allowed within 500 yards of a musical instrument.
I'm a registered sax offender.
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︎ Sep 27 2019
I disapprove of symphony orchestras.
Too much sax and violins.
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︎ Oct 02 2019
My ex-girlfriend used to beat me with stringed instruments...
She seemed nice to start, with no history of violins.
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︎ Nov 25 2018
I totally understand those concerned moms talking about video games.
I mean, that epic music really is disturbing! So many sax and violins!
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︎ Mar 13 2019
What does Kenny G like doing in his spare time?
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︎ Oct 02 2019
I don't let my son watch any music documentaries, he's not old enough
There's too much sax and violins
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︎ Apr 07 2019
I took my dad to a blues-classical music festival last weekend.
He didnβt care for it. Too much sax and violins.
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︎ Aug 10 2019
american sniper is a musical
My dad and I were arguing whether we were gonna watch American Sniper or Into the Woods. I wanted to watch the former while he wanted to watch Into the Woods.
Eventually, he started to say how Into the Woods was a better musical than what I wanted to watch. I was kinda confused and then he just said,
"How is it not a musical if it's full of violins? Ahe..he..he"
And he smirked and chuckled to himself and I am so mad right now
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︎ Feb 01 2015
Hear about the saxophone player who switched from a tenor to a soprano saxophone in the middle of the concert?
The press made quite a big deal out of his sax change.
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︎ May 16 2018
My uncle is a musician, but his second gig is being a dad
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︎ Aug 08 2015
Why should you keep your kids from listening to full orchestra music?
Too much sax and violins.
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︎ Jul 10 2015
I'm never going to let my children listen to big band music...
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︎ Jun 20 2017
Don't show this to your kids.
http://imgur.com/gallery/CsGOe
It's full of graphic sax and violins.
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︎ Aug 18 2017
What's the most popular instrument amongst rich people?
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︎ Feb 27 2017
If I have kids, I don't think I'll let them join band.
I don't feel good about all the sax and violins.
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︎ Oct 06 2015
Iβd never let my children watch the orchestra.
There is too much sax and violins in it
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︎ May 11 2020
Iβll never let my children watch the orchestra
Thereβs way too much sax and violins
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︎ Dec 14 2019
I'd never let my children watch the orchestra.
There's too much sax and violins.
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︎ Dec 12 2019
I dont let my children listen to symphonies
there is too much sax and violins in it.
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︎ Dec 19 2019
My ex used to hit me with musical instruments.
I didn't know she had a history of violins.
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︎ Jul 28 2017
I'm never gonna let my kids watch the orchestra.
There's just too much sax and violins.
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︎ Jul 16 2019
I don't let my kids watch music shows on TV.
There's too much sax and violins.
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︎ Aug 05 2017
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