Sax safely kids.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/live4lifelegit
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I told my wife I had sax with my bass

She told me to guitar of the house

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RodrigoNOFX
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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Before this whole lockdown thing, I went to a musical.

I didn't like it. Too much sax and violins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSilverGreninja
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Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you: "Blues Lee"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/r0b3rt1c0
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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As a dad, I won't let my kids watch any shows on t.v. with orchestra in it....

Too much sax and violins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Why do saxophone players get so many dates?

Because they have sax appeal 🎷

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FerrousDerrius
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Why shouldn't you let kids watch big band performances on TV?

Too much sax and violins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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Violins
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πŸ‘€︎ u/max_all_mighty
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Bad saxophone players should be put on some kind of public list.

I want to know if I'm living next to a registered sax offender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iambaney
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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My kid wanted to join the orchestra. I said "sorry, but you're way too young for that…"

"…it has a lot of sax and violins."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PimplupXD
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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I'd never let my children watch the orchestra

There's too much sax and violins

Edit: Thank you so much for the gold and silver

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theDwarfed
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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My ex used to hit me with a stringed instrument every day.

If only i had known about her history of violins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anonymous8776
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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My orchestra buddy wanted to bring his fiddle to a protest. I told him not to.

In a peaceful protest, there's no need for violins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-taco-rice-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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I listened to a jazz ensemble when I was at the ocean shore for vacation...

Nothing beats sax on the beach!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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Definitely not mine, but punny none the less.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fear_Kitten
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yourSAS
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2018
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Exciting news! Gandhi just formed a new music ensemble!

There is no string section unfortunately, apparently he is a practitioner of 'non-violins'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/littlefish1029
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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Jazz music is evil.

It promotes sax and violins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YoviQ
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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I really don't like my kids watching Little Einsteins on the Disney channel.

There's too much sax and violins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Perrin42
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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Musicians are highly dangerous...

They’re known for their violins.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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I don't let my kids listen to classical music.

It's full of sax and violins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcdofras
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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My mother told me that the only musicians more promiscuous than rock and roll artists were jazz musicians.

Because they were always having sax.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CalmingVisionary
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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My wife plays violin. I used to play trumpet. Last night we talked aviation.

My wife plays violin and her first rehearsal with a new orchestra is near. She had access to an electronic copy of the music, but wondered whether the orchestra would distribute paper copies at the rehearsal. For orchestras, the section leaders decide when everyone's bows will be moving up vs. down and annotate the music accordingly. Copies of the annotated music are distributed to the players. As a trumpet player who's never needed that kind of annotation, I've always been able to use the originals.

Wife: "String players never play from the originals because we have bowings."

Me: "And wind players have Airbuses!"

Wife: "That joke was just plane awful."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfofurn
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2016
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Guess the website!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pornhubschrauber
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2018
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I'm not allowed within 500 yards of a musical instrument.

I'm a registered sax offender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noahmancometh
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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I disapprove of symphony orchestras.

Too much sax and violins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/89iroc
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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My ex-girlfriend used to beat me with stringed instruments...

She seemed nice to start, with no history of violins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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I totally understand those concerned moms talking about video games.

I mean, that epic music really is disturbing! So many sax and violins!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TomDaNub3719
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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What does Kenny G like doing in his spare time?

Sax education.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imzeesh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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I don't let my son watch any music documentaries, he's not old enough

There's too much sax and violins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lawrence_jacobs
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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I took my dad to a blues-classical music festival last weekend.

He didn’t care for it. Too much sax and violins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/razortongue71
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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american sniper is a musical

My dad and I were arguing whether we were gonna watch American Sniper or Into the Woods. I wanted to watch the former while he wanted to watch Into the Woods.

Eventually, he started to say how Into the Woods was a better musical than what I wanted to watch. I was kinda confused and then he just said,

"How is it not a musical if it's full of violins? Ahe..he..he"

And he smirked and chuckled to himself and I am so mad right now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfanta
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2015
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Hear about the saxophone player who switched from a tenor to a soprano saxophone in the middle of the concert?

The press made quite a big deal out of his sax change.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2018
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My uncle is a musician, but his second gig is being a dad

http://imgur.com/Ht8jydx

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ResetsPls
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2015
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Why should you keep your kids from listening to full orchestra music?

Too much sax and violins.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2015
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I'm never going to let my children listen to big band music...

too much violins and sax

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HonziPonzi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2017
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Don't show this to your kids.

http://imgur.com/gallery/CsGOe

It's full of graphic sax and violins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YoureAMuenster
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2017
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What's the most popular instrument amongst rich people?

Goldman Sax.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elmaninho
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2017
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If I have kids, I don't think I'll let them join band.

I don't feel good about all the sax and violins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PacifistSocialist
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2015
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I’d never let my children watch the orchestra.

There is too much sax and violins in it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NicJ20
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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I’ll never let my children watch the orchestra

There’s way too much sax and violins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buttholepretzel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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I'd never let my children watch the orchestra.

There's too much sax and violins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skylly100
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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I dont let my children listen to symphonies

there is too much sax and violins in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ovi2wise
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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My ex used to hit me with musical instruments.

I didn't know she had a history of violins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wwchopper
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2017
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I'm never gonna let my kids watch the orchestra.

There's just too much sax and violins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PimplupXD
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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I don't let my kids watch music shows on TV.

There's too much sax and violins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siyuze
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2017
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