My scrabble tray held the letters to make the word "STRIDES"

I have to be careful playing them though, or it could spell disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ailyara
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saiyyanwarrior
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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This morning my 1 year old who can't walk very well held my hand and stepped down from a curb.

So young and already making great strides in life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chicksOut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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I had to get up at 4 am the other day to catch the bus. I texted my dad this:

Me: I keep making mistakes at work, but that’s what I get for waking up before the asscrack of dawn.

Dad: I’m sure you’re going to be fine. Take it in stride and improve as you go. And stop talking about dawn’s asscrack. She may find that offensive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pinetree218
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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Why can't a sidewalk be three feet long?

Because then it would be a yard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/locksloxlakhs
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2016
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I first started walking around two years of age...

Since then, I've made great strides.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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A guy I know tore his ACL and this is how he told everyone on Facebook

While this news undoubtedly sucks, I'm trying to take it in stride and em-brace it nonetheless! The recovery will give me the opportunitknee to improve my skills as a sideline player and some extra downtime to expand my abilities in programming and graphic design. I plan to continue at-tendon practices and other events as normal though! So many teammates, past and present, have already been incredibly supportive and reached out to help me; its certainly been a joint effort, and I can't thank you all enough for that. In hindsight, I wouldn't change akneething about attending USA U24 tryouts as tenacity, perserverance, and sacrifice are often the names of the game in pursuit of distant dreams. Ultimately, I guess some things are just liga-meant to be!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2017
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My friend said he’d pay me back later with gum.

I took it in Stride.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/davidtheday
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2018
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A dad joke, taken too far.

Back in the late 80's, my dad had a joke he loved to tell everyone he met. It went something like this:

I was driving down the road and ended up behind this ambulance with its rear door open. I tried honking and flashing my lights to get their attention about it, but they didn't seem to notice. As they turned the corner away from us, a small cooler fell out. I pulled over to rescue the cooler, and when I opened it, I found a human toe, on ice.

At this point, the victim of the joke is supposed to ask what he did with the toe. He responds with "I called the Tow Truck!" and hearty laughter.

Being the 1980's, e-mail wasn't prevalent, and calling long distance could get expensive, so he communicated with his out of state family primarily through mailed letters. He wrote this joke (sans punchline) in a letter to his mom. Not knowing it was a joke, she told the story to her friends and family. My aunt heard this story, and told it to her classes (she's a teacher) and one of her students actually got in a fight with his mom who said that could never happen.

A month or two later, we were getting together for a holiday and the toe story came up in conversation. My dad replied that he called the tow truck, and his laughter was met with horrified stares. By this time, nearly everyone in the small town was enthralled with this amazing story that my grandma had told about her son who lived in the city. She was imagining all of the people she had to contact to tell the real story to. Many took it in stride, but others were quite annoyed. Especially my aunt, who had to apologize to every one of her classes at school.

TLDR: A dad joke with no punch line doesn't belong in a letter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freakmn
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2014
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Dad Tells Rope Joke

My dad always told this joke when I was a kid and just curious to see if anyone's heard it:

So this piece of rope walks into a bar and says "Bartender, give me a whiskey"

Bartender says "we don't serve pieces of rope here, get out!"

so the piece of rope leaves and comes back and this scenario plays out 10 more times.

Finally the piece of rope slinks up to the bar and says "Bartender give me a whiskey!"

the Bartender denies him again and throws him out.

the piece of rope ties himself up, flares out his edges and strides back in one more time and shouts "Bartender give me a whiskey!"

the Bartender says "aren't you that same piece of rope I keep throwing out of here!"

Piece of Rope says "Nope, I'm afraid not" (a frayed knot)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RafterRaptor
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2015
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Gramps burnt me on this one

Me and my brother had just sat down on the couch visiting our family in California (from michigan) we weren't there for 5 minutes.

Grandma: Yeah squigies Mack plays guitar now too!

Me: Really? We should definitely jam soon then!

Grandpa in stride walking towards the door: I'll bring the toast

This is my future

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SQUIGIES
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2013
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Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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