SARS Puns

A list of puns related to "SARS"

So Poland's dealing with a surge in the number of the novel coronavirus cases. Can we say that the Winged HusSARS arrived?
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👤︎ u/Niggociable
📅︎ Jul 28 2020
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You think Covid-19 is bad? Back in prehistoric times we had the TyrannoSARS virus.

Symptoms include severe triceracoughs.

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👤︎ u/copenhagen_bram
📅︎ Nov 04 2020
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What state has the most covid cases?

Illinois!

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👤︎ u/RemoveEnvironmental7
📅︎ Dec 27 2022
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What do you call a virus with a big social media presence?

An Influenza

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👤︎ u/jeevesfan
📅︎ Jul 23 2022
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Where was the Pharaoh who died from COVID entombed?

In the SARS-CoV-agus!

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👤︎ u/Mr_Muckacka
📅︎ May 17 2022
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Two rival Egyptologists got trapped in a tomb with only a knife, a spoon, and one can of beans

By the time they were rescued, they had found a toot-in-common.

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👤︎ u/Woodenswordsmith
📅︎ May 31 2022
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What do you call the head of a school of fish?

The Sar***dean***.

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👤︎ u/TheMightyBattleSquid
📅︎ Dec 18 2021
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What's the one thing the elderly T-Rex wished it didn't catch?

Dino-SARS

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👤︎ u/xViability
📅︎ Feb 09 2021
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Yesterday a casket at a funeral home magically came to life, and immediately got sick

It watched the news and became convinced it had contracted the coronavirus from it's intended inhabitant, a Chinese woman from Wuhan who had died of the disease.

The casket went to the emergency room at the nearest hospital.

After overcoming her initial shock at diagnosing a casket, the ER doctor ran a blood test and determined the casket definitely did not have the coronavirus.

"But I feel like I'm dying doctor, and I only just came to life. If it isn't the coronavirus what is it?" worriedly asked the casket.

"I'm not sure," answered the doctor, "we'll have to run some more tests."

"But my fever, the pain in my lungs...what could it be? Doctor if you had to give me your best diagnosis right now without the tests, what do you think could be causing these terrible respiratory symptoms?"

The doctor thought for a moment then answered, "SARS cough I guess."

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👤︎ u/Y2KoNo
📅︎ Mar 01 2020
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What virus ended the Jurassic Period?

Dino-SARS

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👤︎ u/clark_creationz
📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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As we continue to deal with the mask wearing, social distancing and uncertainty through the coming weeks, we can’t lose sight of how important it is to continue taking these precautions.

As much as it sucks, it’s better to be safe than SARS-y

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👤︎ u/hashsmasher
📅︎ Apr 17 2020
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What do you call a really big hole that's always really edgy in a teenager kind of way?

SarChasm.

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👤︎ u/Mannymcdude
📅︎ Jan 02 2016
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