The creatures name is actually Sal, but this is no Sal ad.
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👤︎ u/Mr-JasonTe
📅︎ Aug 17 2019
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I just saw a sign in the window of a shop saying, 'SAL'

I thought to myself, "They've got a sale with 25% off."

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📅︎ Feb 11 2019
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What was the name of Marilyn Monroe's caviar-loving brother?

Sal.

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👤︎ u/xylempl
📅︎ Aug 10 2020
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I met two amphibious sisters last weekend...

Sal Amanda

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👤︎ u/haymalb
📅︎ May 22 2020
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👤︎ u/ScootTooot
📅︎ Jan 09 2019
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I was going to make a fish joke here...

But I don't think it's the right plaice to. I feel like I'll just flounder. I'm a dab hand with bad puns, though I'm probably gonna look like a right bass. I trout this'll be very popular. I mean, sal-mon, it's pretty bad. I think I need to tuna bit of it. I should ask my friend Hali-but she's probably busy. So no dice.

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📅︎ Oct 11 2019
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What do you call a Jamaican fish?

Sal mon.

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👤︎ u/wert52
📅︎ Apr 13 2018
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Thanks to the following individuals for helping persuade me to become vegan ... (xpost /r/vegetarian)

Thanks to the following individuals for helping persuade me to become vegan:

Ron Acerous, Sal Amander, Herb Avore, Chic Adee, Al Bacore, Paul R Baer, Al Batros, Wally Bee, Lady Bugg, Jay Byrd, Ann Chovie, Anna Condra, Barry Cuda, Terry Dactyl, Ray N Deer, Flo N Der , Erma Dillo, Ann Enome, Terry Err, Liz Erd, Ann Fibian, Dale Finn, Redd Fox, Buddy Fly, Ken Garoo, Allie Gator, Billy Goat, Pan Guin, Ann Gus, Hal Ibut, Bob Katz, Tom Katz, Anne Kelosaurous, Don Key, Ann T. Lope, Moe Lusk, C. Lyon, Chip Monk, Flo Mingo, Sal Mon, Anna Mull, Barr Nicole, Kay Nine, Kyle Otee, Al Paca, Lia Pard, Millie Pede, Ellie Phant, Arthur Podd, Jack Rabbit, Gerry Raffe, Ty Ranaceourous, Mack Rell, Wally Rus, Jack Russel, Fez Sant, Dina Sauer, Drew Sophila, Chris Station, Hal Steen, Clyde Sudale, Ann Teeter, Pan Ther, Earl Thurfworm, Tara Ann Tula, Bea Tule, Ray Venn, Bea Ver, and Beau Vine.

I couldn't have done it without your support !!!

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📅︎ Dec 28 2016
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I just saw a sign in the window of a shop saying 'SAL'

I thought to myself, "They've got a sale with 25% off!"

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