Root vegetable Puns

A list of puns related to "Root vegetable"

What's West Coast hiphop's favourite root vegetable?

Beets by Dre

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👤︎ u/Medicalmysterytour
📅︎ Feb 24 2023
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I was rushed to hospital after being stabbed in the neck with a root vegetable...

Surgeons had to act fast to fix my carrot-ed artery.

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👤︎ u/EverythingIsByDesign
📅︎ Mar 18 2022
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Who do you call if a root vegetable is injured?

The yambulance

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👤︎ u/your_surrogate_mom
📅︎ Dec 14 2021
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What Did One Root Vegetable Say To The Other

Turnip the beat

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👤︎ u/Sea-godess
📅︎ Oct 20 2021
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Instead of using surgical equipment to perform my circumcision, the doctor decided to go with a root vegetable.

It was only a partsnip.

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👤︎ u/incredibleinkpen
📅︎ Oct 21 2021
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What do you call a tyrannical root vegetable

A dic-tater

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👤︎ u/jmtr515
📅︎ Mar 17 2021
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What should you do if you drop a root vegetable face down?

Turnip over

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👤︎ u/Octopus-Pawn
📅︎ Feb 22 2020
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Even though I insisted there was no need for repatriation, my neighbour has just brought round a root vegetable in exchange for the reading material I gave them.

So thats a turnip for the books.

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👤︎ u/hairyfacedhooman
📅︎ Dec 26 2019
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Kids dispute over the color of a spicy root vegetable

Kid 1: They're red!
Kid 2: No, purple!
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Dad: I'd call it sort of radish-purple.

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👤︎ u/Aaron_Blenkush
📅︎ Apr 11 2016
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What do you call the ride-sharing service designed exclusively for potatoes and other root-vegetables?

Tuber!

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👤︎ u/mikerowave
📅︎ Nov 13 2022
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My wife told me our son got lost in the root vegetables garden...

"Don't worry, " I replied. "He'll turnip eventually."

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👤︎ u/SinisterKnight42
📅︎ Mar 07 2022
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So I've lost a bag of cruciferous root vegetables...

...but it's okay, I'm sure they'll turnip somewhere.

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👤︎ u/Tel-aran-rhiod
📅︎ Sep 13 2020
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My friend asked if I knew about growing root vegetables.

I told him I just know of a neighbor who grows them. I haven’t dug deeper.

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👤︎ u/keychainoi
📅︎ Oct 24 2020
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If your book is made of root vegetables...

You’re doing a taro reading!

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👤︎ u/ToroZuzuX
📅︎ Oct 26 2020
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What do you call a Punjabi dubstep artist from Bilbao?

Sikh Basque.

Another: What do you call rapping root vegetables from the Indian State of Punjab?

Sikh beets

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👤︎ u/IronicJeremyIrons
📅︎ Jun 28 2021
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What do you call a rude potato?

A dick tater.

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👤︎ u/Organic__Cannon
📅︎ Aug 17 2017
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