I asked my dad his opinion on Roe vs. Wade

He said he'd prefer to float.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saucyminnow
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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My dad didn't like the decision in Roe vs Wade

He said you had to see what type of river it was before you decide how to cross it.

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I went to a sushi bar and ordered the salmon roe...

It was a spawn-taneous decision

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πŸ‘€︎ u/artcostanza82
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2018
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Texas Prisoner Found Dead After Consuming Smuggled Fish Eggs

He died on Death Roe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CalmingVisionary
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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My friend is making a lot of money by selling photos of salmon dressed up in human clothes.

It’s like shooting fish in apparel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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Caviar

Does the search for caviar require a roe boat?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMcPenguin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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I didn't believe my friend when he said he could make a boat out of caviar...

But then I saw him roe-ing it on the lake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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My son was born today (totally true story)

A couple of hours later, I text my wife

"I don't want to alarm you, but I'm the hospital"

edit: the original message

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Einstine1984
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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How do fish eggs know when to hatch?

It’s whoever is next in the roe-tation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reedrichardsphd
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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I was up the creek without a paddle, so had to make one out of salmon eggs...

After that, I roe-ed my boat to back to civilization, where I share my wonderful sense of humor!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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A Fishy Tale.

Salmon once told me that if you can carry a tuna you can be a star - fish aside, it's best not to have a weight and sea approach. Start to give a carp about your jib, carefullly line up your ducks in a roe and when the opportunity comes you'll be reeling! Always remember to never do anything just for the Halibut!

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2015
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