Rock concert Puns

A list of puns related to "Rock concert"

A proctologist hurt his eardrums at a rock concert

In fact, he nearly rectum

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👤︎ u/I_Only_Have_One_Hand
📅︎ Feb 03 2021
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What do you call paramedics in a rock concert?

Band aid

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👤︎ u/shadowlegend551
📅︎ Dec 20 2020
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Me to my deaf friend: why risk going to a rock concert with the pandemic raging and all?

My deaf friend: heard immunity

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👤︎ u/Josentangles
📅︎ Nov 13 2020
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At a rock concert one time, I saw a girl with a gold spiked necklace.

I thought “wow, that’s pretty metal.”

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👤︎ u/PeterBenjaminParker
📅︎ Jun 01 2020
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Really excited to be going to this rock concert, I'd love to crowdsurf but I'm slightly concerned

I might get a bit carried away.

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👤︎ u/ThisRecycledAccount
📅︎ Jan 27 2020
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If I’m at a rock concert and give the merch table a $100 bill, would the cashier be Breaking Benjamin?
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👤︎ u/Twigsnapper
📅︎ Sep 15 2019
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Why wouldn't the rock fan crowd surf at the concert?

He didn't want to get carried away.

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👤︎ u/positivecynik
📅︎ Apr 05 2019
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An orchestra goes to a rock concert.

They leave in disgust, the usher asks what's wrong and they replies: We just can't Handel this.

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👤︎ u/meibolite
📅︎ Jan 31 2018
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If you made a wall hanging out of cheap necklaces bought from the merch tables at small, underground rock concerts...

Would you have a Decoration of Indie Pendants?

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👤︎ u/RidleyXJ
📅︎ Oct 01 2016
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Why did the caveman musician like to play during landslides?

Cause it was a real rock concert

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👤︎ u/SeekretTheRPGAddict
📅︎ Oct 18 2020
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A modern man tries to take a women from the Stone Age on a date.

She wanted to go see a rock and roll concert but since he was cheap he took her for granite.

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👤︎ u/RaiRules
📅︎ Sep 06 2018
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