What do you call a crazy reason for robbing a train?

A loco motive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Two burglars are robbing a liquor store. One turns to the other and asks "Is this whiskey" ?

The other replies, "Yeah, but not as wisky as wobbing a bank"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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What do you call a german thief that's robbing a fast food restaurant?

A Hamburglar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DUBSWAG02
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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I didn't want to believe my husband was robbing golf courses

But I couldn't ignore the red flags any longer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/katskratched
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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What did the thief say when he was robbing a fruit stand?

Hands up! This is a rob-berry!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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I’m always robbing Peter to pay Paul.

That makes me a re-Pete offender

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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Seen a strawberry with a gun, robbing a lady.

Guessing he was in a jam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eddie7325
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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Earlier today, a man was seen robbing a prosthetic limb factory.

Witnesses say he's armed and dangerous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Electricman82006
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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I am making a movie about unemployed people constantly robbing banks.

They have done a few takes, but none worked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnigMaStatik
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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Max Sweet and Eliza Stakes are robbing a bank when suddenly the lights come on

Max turns and says, " Miss Stakes, we're made"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oupablo
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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Five Cowboys have been accused of robbing a glue factory

They have denied it, and they are sticking to their guns!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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If you see somebody robbing an Apple store,

does that make you an iWitness?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_AmazingAmanda_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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I'm addicted to robbing chemistry stores. It is what I live for. I know that it's illegal, I know that it's dangerous. I've even nearly been killed a couple of times. But I don't care,

I'll diluting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/analblades
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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What did the baker say to the teller while robbing the bank?

β€œSorry, but I knead the dough!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bach563
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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I thought about robbing an ATM.

It didn't make cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samhasclams
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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*Homer robbing a bank*

Homer: gimme the money

Guy at the bank: Give you the what?

Homer: d’oh!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Big_Chuncky437
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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What do you call a man with alopecia robbing a bank?

A smooth criminal!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/obscuremuffin
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2018
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Did you hear about the 4 men who were recently on trial for robbing a calendar shop of 8 calendars?

They all got 2 years each.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/74CK
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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A guy got caught robbing an electronics store...

His doctor told him he should "take one tablet a day."

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I saw a video of two guys robbing a liquor store using panty hose for disguise.

So they had to walk really close together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zenpod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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A former cartoonist was put to death today for robbing a video arcade.

He was drawn and quartered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mackenenzie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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I’ve seen a lot of stupid crimes, but watching a video of that guy robbing a bakery...

that takes the cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sum_buddy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2018
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What did the strawberry say when he was robbing a bank?

"Hands up, this is a strobbery!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flubberwang
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2018
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A cat got blamed for robbing a bank

It said "me, how!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eltegs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2018
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This may be a crazy idea, but I think we'll make out like bandits. Gear up boys. We're robbing that train!

That's one loco motive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpunkBunkers
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2017
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Superman started robbing banks

They now call him "The man of steal".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarioThePumer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2015
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I’m always robbing Peter to pay Paul.

I guess that makes me a re-Pete offender.

Sorry if you’re a-Pauled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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