This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour

She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrcheckpointeh
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who had a confrontation with the Vietnamese sandwich shop owner?

He kept telling him β€œgo ahead, I don’t care, ban me!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marcuccione
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2018
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