I treat red, brown, black, and white rice all equally.

I am an equal rice opportunist.

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What did the sushi say to the bee?

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My daughter received $46 cash in a birthday card

She commented, "that's an odd amount." I told her for being a math honors student, I would think she'd recognize that 46 is an even number.

She rated my comment a 6 out of 10 on the Dad joke scale.

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