I am thinking of establishing a holiday resort with gambling facilities.
It’ll be called Pair-A-Dice
I can always count on it.
Everything started off well, but things went downhill really fast.
All I said was "there's snow jobs available."
Gotta say... these are rough Times.
He shouted into the room, "Everywhere I go, there's a black bird that sticks to me. He sticks to my fleece jacket, my wool hat, even my velvet gloves!"
The concierge shakes his head and says, "Oh, that's just the Vale crow."
It was a slippery slope
It was a topical vacation
That's feud for thought!
Everyone has such high eggspectations
When I told my coworker she asked how can men run naked without wearing any support.
Of course I said, it isn't hard.
It was awl-inclusive.
Your last resort should be assisting your victim in whatever they are doing.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
One said to the other, “this taste funny.”
It was in a dense forest, and the instructor was waiting for me when I arrived. I pulled out my compass, but he laughed and shook his head. "That won't work here, you know," he said, pointing at my compass. "What do you mean?" I asked, "This is an orienteering course, isn't it?" "Ja, it is an orienteering course, but you can a compass not use." I was very puzzled at this point, and I questioned, "Why?" "There are too many Poles."
My family was driving around looking for our hotel room. They have multiple buildings labeled with letters. We are in building L, but we're having a really hard time finding it. So my dad yells out the window, "Where the L is it?"
