I switched all the labels on my wifeβs spice rack
She doesnβt know it yet, but her thymeβs cumin
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︎ May 01 2021
I just recently swapped all the labels on my wife's spice rack.
She hasn't noticed yet... but the thyme is cumin.
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︎ Apr 30 2021
A technician was under a server rack doing maintenance.
He was fired for having his head in the cloud.
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︎ Apr 13 2021
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︎ Oct 10 2020
What did the hat say to the hat rack?
You stay here. Iβll go on a head.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
What did police charge spice rack with?
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︎ Nov 24 2020
I built a spice rack that wasn't big enough to hold all my spices
I lost track of all of space and thyme
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︎ Dec 12 2020
What-a-rack! Made these for my boyfriend's birthday. Hope you guys like them.
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︎ Jul 31 2020
Would you take a look at her rack
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︎ Sep 27 2020
Charles Dickens only keeps two things in his spice rack.
The best of Thymes, and the worst of Thymes.
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︎ Oct 31 2020
My wife got mad at me when I opened the window and yelled "Nice rack!"....
... But that buck must have been a 6 pointer!
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︎ Nov 11 2020
I was just attacked by a man with a rack of spices!
It was a salt and peppery.
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︎ Apr 17 2020
I told my wife that I wanted to organize the spice rack...
I just couldn't find the thyme.
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︎ Feb 19 2020
Two hats are hanging on a hat rack. One says to the other: you stay here
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︎ Feb 06 2020
I know a man who organizes his spice rack in alphabetical order
I donβt know where he finds the thyme
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︎ Sep 02 2019
I relabeled everything in the spice rack at home. I know my wife hasn't realized it though because I'm not in trouble yet
But I know my thyme is cumin
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︎ Nov 22 2019
Sometimes, toilet paper gets placed on the rack incorrectly.
It's okay, though. They just roll with it.
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︎ Nov 25 2019
My friend wears a close-fitting knitted cap when he's putting items for sale on racks at the grocery...
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︎ Dec 05 2019
My wife made fun of my spice rack today.
She was just giving me a hard thyme
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︎ Aug 27 2019
Whoβs the spice racks favorite musician
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︎ Oct 05 2018
My wife is going to be mad at me when she finds out I accidentally mislabeled all of her spices in her spice rack.
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︎ Feb 22 2019
I put the dumbbells on the rack after finishing a set of squats.
It was a big weight off my shoulders.
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︎ Apr 12 2019
Did you hear about the sentient rack of ribs working at the BBQ?
Though it was good at its job, it was fired anyway.
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︎ Feb 23 2019
Our store was closing and the plants were all lined up inside because of the big storm. Weβre walking through the racks of plants and pick some flowers up. I ask my coworker,
βSo, got any good mum jokes?β
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︎ Sep 15 2018
Wife told me she was going to clean out the spice rack and get some fresh stuff
I told her it sounded like a waste of her thyme.
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︎ Dec 06 2015
How do you know if a magazine on the rack is outdated?
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︎ Jun 27 2015
I saw 2 ski racks on a new F150 that made them look like antlers...
It was a young 4-point truck
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︎ Aug 04 2015
my dad put some monopoly houses under the spice rack
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︎ Nov 20 2015
Saw this pot rack at Crate and Barrel...
My dad called it a Pan-Tree.
http://i.imgur.com/rOsIFt3.jpg
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︎ Dec 16 2013
I switched all the labels on my wifeβs spice rack
Iβm not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.
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︎ Mar 19 2021
Iβve recently switched all the labels on my wifeβs spice rack.
She doesnβt know yet. But the thyme is cumin.
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︎ Jun 15 2020
I recently switched all the labels on my wife's spice rack....
She hasn't realized it yet, but the thyme is cumin.
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︎ Apr 06 2020
What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack ?
The best of thymes, the worst of thymes
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︎ Jun 07 2020
I recently switched all the labels on my wifeβs spice rack.
She hasnβt realized it yet, but the thyme is cumin...
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︎ Apr 07 2020
What did the hat say to the hat rack?
You stay here. I'll go on a head.
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︎ Jun 12 2020
What did the hat rack say to the hat?
You go on ahead, Iβll stay here.
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︎ Apr 13 2020
Two hats are hanging on a hat rack.
One says to the other; "You stay here, I'll go on a head"
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︎ Feb 24 2020
Two hats are hanging on a rack in the hallway,
One hat says to the other, "you wait here, I'll go on a head."
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︎ Sep 26 2019
I relabelled the jars in our spice rack. I haven't gotten into trouble with my wife just yet...
... but the Thyme is Cumin!
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︎ Jun 07 2019
What did the hat say to the hat rack?
Goodbye for now, Iβm leaving on ahead...
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︎ Aug 10 2019
What did the hat say to the coat rack?
You stay here, Iβm going on ahead.
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︎ Nov 07 2018
Two hats are sitting on a rack when a man walks over...
The first hat turns to the other and says "You stay here, I'll go on ahead"
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︎ Mar 19 2019
What did the hat say to the hat rack?
You stay here, I'll go on ahead.
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︎ Jun 15 2014
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