The park ranger told me that he would donate all the pennies, nickles, and quarters thrown into the wishing well to my charity.....

I guess I shouldn't be surprised that he never gave me a single dime!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/esoper1976
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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I choked on a quarter last night

And now I fear change

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SubstantialBelly6
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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I received a break-up note from a quarter.

It was very centimental.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anonymouspapayaz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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A soldier in WW2 was shot in the chest and the bullet was stopped by a stack of quarters in his pocket.

He said it was his life savings.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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Doctor: β€œHow is the boy who swallowed the quarter?”

Nurse: β€œNo change yet”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/decentname99
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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I won $6million in the lottery and have decided to donate a quarter of it to charity....

I now have $5.999,999,75c left.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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Made a quarter pounder at work today. v.redd.it/o7z4m708exy51
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yo_ells
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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The Lord of the Rings official pinball machine doesn’t take quarters.

Only Tolkiens

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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I won a $1million in the lottery last night and have decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.

I now have 999.999.75 left.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter

I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itmightbedave
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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My friend likes to convert all of his dollars into quarters.

He's changed a lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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A mother was bribing her little boy with a quarter so he could behave..

β€œWhy do I always have to pay you to be good”

Why can’t you be a good for nothing like your dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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What did the dollar say say to the 4 quarters

You've changed man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjeters
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Where do magicians get quarters?

Cashiers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dothemagic
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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Mom complained when I asked for a few dollars in quarters to fill up my car’s tires.

Dad looked at me, shrugged and said β€œInflation.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jjlet
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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My mom found a 1975 quarter online for $150. Here’s how it went

i look up the coin online and it is worth $6 in mint condition and tell her the value

My mom: we should ask if they’ll negotiate

Me: we should buy it and see if we can flip it.

I’m 16 and fear for my future kids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shump23
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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Somebody crop him in half for a quarter XD
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yugvijay
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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What do you call a cage filled with Quarters, Dimes, and Pennies?

Nickel-less Cage!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TH0R5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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If I had $1,000,000, I’d donate a quarter of it to charity.

Then I’d have $999,999.75.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DropTopTyler
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2018
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My friend minted quarters instead of going to class for the whole semester...

He coined the term.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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Hehehe close quarters....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jabookalakq
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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I saw 2000 pounds of quarters the other day

That’s a ton of money!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NekoLover72
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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If the Super Bowl went into overtime, does that mean the first 4 quarters were just a really long commercial since the game was Tide?

I really hope Tide had another commercial ready just in case.

Edit: Thank you for the Reddit Gold, kind stranger! My first!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brady_bear3
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2018
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How come it used to cost a quarter to pump your tires at the gas station, and now it costs a dollar?

Inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nftpc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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I won a million dollars playing the lottery and donated a quarter of it to my favorite charity.

What should I do with the remaining $999,999.75?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skol_vkings
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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I made a β€œQuarter Pounder”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TDogisRedd
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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When I was young, my dad used to throw quarters at my head whenever I acted up.

He said, β€œMaybe this’ll knock some scents into you.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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If a servant's quarters is too big....

It will be called a servant's whole

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πŸ‘€︎ u/p_tally
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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When doing end of quarter inventory,

Any help you can get really counts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beanimus0829
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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Im gonna start making batting cage business that only accepts pennies, dimes,quarters, half dollars, and dollar coins

Gonna call it Nickel-less Cage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boxymcboxbox
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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What do you call it when it rains quarters?

Climate Change

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Weeb_Boi_69
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Nurse: No change yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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A man walks into the same bar every day at quarter past five...

You would think he'd learn to duck under it by now...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/p90medic
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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I once threw a quarter into the San Andreas...

I have always wanted to be generous to a fault.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cleanandclever
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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Pennies and quarters rain from the sky

β€œWow!” I say. β€œIt’s climate change!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/usernametakenexe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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I found what I suspect is a long-running dad joke in a drawer at my work. It's a quarter pounder. imgur.com/go2fngq
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πŸ‘€︎ u/natron5000_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2013
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Quarter Pounder
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BreezierMule
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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If I won $300,000, I'd give a quarter of it to charity.

Not sure what I'd do with the other $299,999.75

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SMsyrris
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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How many Quarter Pounders make a Big Mac?

None of them, they can’t cook.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jadekinsjackson
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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How does a quarter moon always feel?

Crestfallen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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Milwaukee Bucks. The only bucks you can't get 4 quarters out of.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshP99
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who got three quarters of his back removed?

Apparently, he's a quarterback now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FearlessTheFallen
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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Quarter Pounder imgur.com/gallery/xp4qC
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToxethOGrady
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2017
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When I was younger, my Dad used to throw quarters at me whenever I acted stupidly.

He said, β€œMaybe that’ll knock some cents into you.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
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What do you call a cage full of dimes, pennies, and quarters?

A nickle-less cage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NateNathans
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2017
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If I had $1,000,000, I’d donate a quarter of it to charity.

Then I’d have $999,999.75.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/One_Day_Dead
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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