A list of puns related to "Puncture"
He's now living in a flat
How is that a good deed you ask?
Well now he lives in a flat!
But then it hit them why he was holding it in a overhand grip.
It writes lots of other words too.
I wanna punt all the spunky diction pundits, that attempt to expunge the joy from punsters, right in their puny footballs. They're punks who attempt to puncture holes in our word play, finding it punitive to their, self described, punticulously crafted humor. The pungent smell of their looming punishment is in the air . Now is the punctual time to place the punctuation on this punchline.
She started tapping on it to feel how much air was being trapped and our kitten started hitting it too.
Her: dying of laughter
Me: "Why are you laughing? He's going to puncture the plastic."
Her: "Because... He's a copy cat!"
...puncture wounds.
...and then she farted...
...so I told her she clearly had a puncture.
Last night my mom was telling me about how my parents' dog started eating a whole pack of gum it found on the floor, but (miraculously) gave up. There were teeth marks on the package, but no punctures.
Dad: And you know what she was thinking when she couldn't get through the package?
Me: No, what?
Dad: "Blasted! Foiled again!"
He now lives in a flat
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