Tent in Quarantino
Ask Quarantine Tarantino.
I call it "Tentin' Quarantino".
Same cast, but they're all trapped in a house.
Directed by Quarantino
It was "paper-view!"
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Unfortunately it seemed a tad informal. If it wasn't accurate, I guess it was just "Pulp Fiction"
http://i.imgur.com/ZhYxGkd.jpg
Pulp fiction.
I don’t know, seems tearable to me.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
I just couldn’t concentrate.
Pulp Friction
I guess they think it’s pulp fiction.
Pulp fiction.
Pulp Non-Fiction.
He was in the pulp-ular crowd.
Pulp friction
But it's recycled.
I guess y'all were expecting "tearable" huh?
Pulp Friction.
To annoy a female housemate we were flicking bits of sweetcorn at her hair. In response, she escalated the game and threw an orange into my face.
The only way i got through the ordeal was because of what another of my housemates said next. After a long silence, as im holding my face he says "..hell hath no fury like a woman corned".
What is a fake oranges favorite film?
Pulp fiction.
The Pulp
Pulp Friction
When i was growing up my dad would always tell this one joke.
"Once upon time there was a daddy tomato, a mommy tomato, and a baby tomato. One day the tomato family went for a walk, however the baby tomato started to fall behind. The daddy tomato got angry and went back to baby tomato stomped on him and said ketch-up"
He told this joke at least once a month for ten years. When I was sixteen he showed me Pulp Fiction. I nearly killed him at this scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrGeOHpEGk0
Three Tomatoes are walking down a street. Papa Tomato, Momma Tomato, and Baby Tomato. Baby Tomato starts lagging behind, so Papa Tomato goes back and hits Baby Tomato right between the eyes, and shouts "Ketchup!!!".
Gotta give credit to Pulp Fiction.
Just now, after doing a cleanse that is basically fasting, she had some orange juice (with pulp.) She said "Ah, I can feel it all down my body." I said, "I would like to feel you all down my body." Sometimes she laughs, sometimes she rolls her eyes. This one she laughed at.
But you know what they say, old habits pulp fiction.
Pulp Friction
What do you call two oranges rubbing together. Pulp Friction.
does that make it pulp fiction?
