Harry potter puns (x-post from /r/ScottishPeopleTwitter)
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︎ Jan 11 2018
Harry Potter canβt tell the difference between his potionsβ pot and his best mate
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︎ Jan 27 2021
All the Harry Potter movies should have been rated R.
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︎ Feb 02 2021
How does harry potter get down a hill?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
This guy told me he was Harry Potterβs godfather. I thought he was messing with me.
He told me he was Sirius.
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︎ Dec 19 2020
Just watched all the Harry Potter movies back to back with a friend
Stupid, really, because it meant I couldn't see the TV
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︎ Jul 29 2020
What's Harry Potter's author's favorite way of getting down a hill? Walking.
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︎ Dec 24 2020
Bought some discounted Harry Potter DVDs...
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︎ Sep 19 2020
A harry potter joke.
Student: Ah Sh*t, I used the wrong ingredients...
Horace Slughorn: *gasp* do not use such vial language in this classroom!!
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︎ Nov 04 2020
Have you seen where Harry Potterβs magical wand was made? If you look closely, it says:
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︎ Nov 28 2020
I taught my kid to speed read today. He read Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone in 3 hours!
I know its only 6 words.. but its a start!
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Harry Potter
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︎ Sep 15 2020
Harry Potter could be a great mafia boss
He always catches the snitch
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︎ May 09 2020
Harry Potter
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︎ Aug 12 2020
I found the first four Harry Potter books to be quite light hearted.
The fifth one was dead sirius.
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︎ Nov 08 2019
How does Harry Potter makeout with the delivery lady?
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︎ Aug 20 2020
The Harry Potter films were really good, but I think nearly headless Nick was poorly executed
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︎ May 29 2020
How does Harry Potter go down a hill?
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︎ Aug 09 2020
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy were fighting once when Draco decided to curse Harry with a Hair Growing Spell that grows hair instantly. Ron passed by and said:
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︎ Aug 12 2020
What is Harry Potters favorite search engine
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︎ Aug 26 2020
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︎ Jul 29 2020
When asked where his two new brooms were from, Harry Potter replied:
From the bargain store down on Diagon Alley, they were a Quidditch.
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︎ Jul 18 2020
FBI has just announced about a mole on their organization. They are consulting Harry Potter about the situation
since he is good at catching snitches
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︎ Jul 02 2020
Harry potter had always been hesitant about telling lies when under the invisibility cloak
people always said that they could see right through him!
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︎ Jul 26 2020
Why does the author of Harry Potter always ROFL when hearing a joke?
Because she's Rowling on the floor with laughter
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︎ Jun 18 2020
Harry Potter
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︎ Mar 19 2020
Who was the least intelligent character in the Harry Potter series?
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︎ May 08 2020
NOT HAIRY POTTER
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︎ Dec 06 2019
Harry Potter is a good place for puns
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︎ Jan 02 2020
Limited release Harry Potter title
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︎ Feb 19 2018
How does Harry Potter go down a hill?
He walks. J.K. He actually goes down rolling.
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︎ Apr 14 2020
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
By walking!.... JK ROLLING!
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︎ Jan 15 2021
Why canβt Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate?
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︎ Nov 01 2020
Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill?
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Why can't Harry Potter differentiate between his best friend and a cooking pot
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︎ Jan 17 2020
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
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︎ Oct 05 2020
I found the first four Harry Potter books to be quite light hearted.
But the fifth oneβ dead Sirius.
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︎ Jul 26 2020
How does Harry Potter like to get to the bottom of a hill? Walking
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︎ Aug 10 2020
Why couldn't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cookpot and his best friend?
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︎ Jun 23 2020
Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate.
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︎ Nov 25 2019
Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate.
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︎ Nov 16 2018
I wrote Harry Potter
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︎ May 27 2020
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