For a while I dated a woman who owned a pile of flesh
You know what they say though...
Beauty is only skinned heap
I like my women like a pile of Lowe’s precut studs:
Cheap, stacked and knotty
What do you call a pile of kittens?
A meowtain
This is my and my daughters favorite joke
I was thrown on a pile of clocks
Asked my kids this morning to bring their laundry and separate it into whites and colors. My son holds up some grey sweats and asks which pile.
My response: Not sure son, that’s kind of a grey area.
I was walking along when I saw a pile of dog shit on the side of the street, a little further on I saw an identical one:
My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books.
I told him that he's only got his shelf to blame.
A guy was storing all the facial hair since he was young and had created a huge pile.
When his wife told him to get rid of it, he said "no, it's a must stash".
Did you hear about the cannibal who threw a pile of funny bones into a boiling cauldron?
He made himself a laughing stock
A man died today when a pile of books fell on him
He only had his shelf to blame
The worst thing about having Piles is...
Its such a pain in the ass.
TIL about the big pile ups on the Cretaceous highway.
They were tyrannosaurus wrecks.
I told me son he was a big pile of sheet
It was more of a blanket statement.
What do you call a miscellaneous pile of marshmallows, chocolate, and gram-crackers?
I just watched my wife trip and drop the pile of clothes she just ironed.
Why did the safety manager insist that a big pile of LSD be removed immediately from the factory floor?
He felt it was a real tripping hazard.
Did you hear about the gardener who fell into a pile of his fertiliser and suffocated?
They had to do a compost-mortem.
(Credit to The Simpsons, the punchline came from a Treehouse of Horror ep)
I just fell face first in to a pile of herbs..
I had a pile of RAM, but I can't quite recall where I put it
TIL about a truck full of antelopes that stopped suddenly on the freeway and caused a 15 car pile up.
What do you call a pile of kittens?
I used to randomly sort resumes into 2 piles. One of the piles I'd throw out. The ones in the remaining were lucky enough to go to step 2.
I guess I wasn't much of a police detective.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs lying on a pile of leaves?
A pile of books fall onto Sean Connery's head
He exclaims: "I only have my shelf to blame"
Why is it better to smell roses and lemons than a pile of poop?
It’s just plain common scents.
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I've only my shelf to blame.
Police say a man died after being crushed under a pile of books
He only has his shelf to blame.
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