A list of puns related to "Picture frame"
He said, "I pictured this being much heavier."
"I've been framed!" he said.
Or does it take time to develop?
The poor thing is now serving 20 years for murder.
Well, I think she should look at the bigger picture.
Why did the picture go to jail
It was framed
Her: (While pointing to one of her cousins) "She had an unplanned pregnancy at a young age, but that's her fiancΓ©, they've been together for a long time now."
Me: "Well it's nice to see he's still in the picture."
Not even a groan, just silence and an eye roll
Did any of them make you laugh? Don't tell me no pun in ten did!
I made my boyfriend a picture frame for a Christmas present and I want to put a cute pun inside. I was thinking something along the lines of "Since the day we met, I've always pictured us together." Any other ideas? Thank you!!
Donkey starts speaking to the horse, βSo what do you do?β
βOh in the summer I do racing and in the winter I do the showjumping.β says the horse.
Donkeys thinking, holy shit, this is a thoroughbred.
βWhat do you do?β Asks the horse.
All embarrassed the donkey says βoh... uh... well in the summer I give rides to kids at the beachβ
They chat a bit more and arrange to go round the donkey's house for drinks next week. Donkey's thinking to himself heβs got to come up with some way to impress the thoroughbred. So he gets a picture of a Zebra, a nice frame and hangs it up.
Horse comes round and goes βOh this is a nice house youβve got, thatβs a nice picture tooβ
Donkey says βOh aye, thatβs when I played for Juventusβ
We were making a wooden frame for the family picture. Me " I got glue on my fingers." Son " looks like you're in a sticky situation"
I love this one. I went to buy a new picture frame, and when I brought it to the register to pay, the clerk said, "Are you going to put it up yourself?"
I replied, that would be uncomfortable, no it's going on the wall."
ZING!!!!
I was drawing today after school when my dad walked in "What are you doing there?" Says my dad
"I'm drawing a picture of my door frame."
"Sounds kinda sketchy to me!"
My friends and I were doing a white Elephant gift exchange. My friend hosting the party told us to bring "a gift under $10".
I took a picture of a present sitting under a 10 dollar bill, and framed it.
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