My son was carrying a box full of picture frames

He said, "I pictured this being much heavier."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wheezy360
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2015
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Dad walked down the stairs with his arm through a dozen picture frames.

"I've been framed!" he said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jontagg
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2015
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Are people born with a photographic memory?

Or does it take time to develop?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YesImThatJ
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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I framed a picture the other day

The poor thing is now serving 20 years for murder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tom555
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2016
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My wife says that I wasted money by ordering a 3 meter wide frame for our wedding photo.

Well, I think she should look at the bigger picture.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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Picture this...

Why did the picture go to jail

It was framed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ninjohna
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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Got the girlfriend while she was showing me family photo albums

Her: (While pointing to one of her cousins) "She had an unplanned pregnancy at a young age, but that's her fiancΓ©, they've been together for a long time now."

Me: "Well it's nice to see he's still in the picture."

Not even a groan, just silence and an eye roll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HEHHHHHHHH
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2015
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Let me know if any of these make you laugh!
  1. What's a dentist's favorite time? Tooth-hurty!
  2. How did the picture end up in jail? It was framed!
  3. I’m a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
  4. The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. Wow, it was tense!
  5. All my lamps are gone... and I couldn't be more de-lighted!
  6. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
  7. Chemists give the best advice, they've got all the solutions.
  8. A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, β€œNo, I’m traveling light.”
  9. Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.
  10. I had to make these bad science jokes because all the good ones Argon.

Did any of them make you laugh? Don't tell me no pun in ten did!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrujaBean
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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A little help with a pun, please?

I made my boyfriend a picture frame for a Christmas present and I want to put a cute pun inside. I was thinking something along the lines of "Since the day we met, I've always pictured us together." Any other ideas? Thank you!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Noooooooooodlez
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2015
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Donkey walks into a bar and sees there’s a horse in the bar as well.

Donkey starts speaking to the horse, β€œSo what do you do?”

β€œOh in the summer I do racing and in the winter I do the showjumping.” says the horse.

Donkeys thinking, holy shit, this is a thoroughbred.

β€œWhat do you do?” Asks the horse.

All embarrassed the donkey says β€œoh... uh... well in the summer I give rides to kids at the beach”

They chat a bit more and arrange to go round the donkey's house for drinks next week. Donkey's thinking to himself he’s got to come up with some way to impress the thoroughbred. So he gets a picture of a Zebra, a nice frame and hangs it up.

Horse comes round and goes β€œOh this is a nice house you’ve got, that’s a nice picture too”

Donkey says β€œOh aye, that’s when I played for Juventus”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skubbags
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2018
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My three year old is learning well

We were making a wooden frame for the family picture. Me " I got glue on my fingers." Son " looks like you're in a sticky situation"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zachpanther
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2016
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Put it up...

I love this one. I went to buy a new picture frame, and when I brought it to the register to pay, the clerk said, "Are you going to put it up yourself?"

I replied, that would be uncomfortable, no it's going on the wall."

ZING!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jrettinger
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2014
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I was drawing today...

I was drawing today after school when my dad walked in "What are you doing there?" Says my dad

"I'm drawing a picture of my door frame."

"Sounds kinda sketchy to me!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dcred123
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2015
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Christmas Present

My friends and I were doing a white Elephant gift exchange. My friend hosting the party told us to bring "a gift under $10".

I took a picture of a present sitting under a 10 dollar bill, and framed it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/USCgamecocks
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2013
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