A list of puns related to "People's Democratic Party"
"For drinking." replies the cop.
"Great" says the man. "When do we start?"
Because itโs not Stroganoff.
You get them VERY ANGRY
Evidently not two though
If it had direction, it would be called โVelocityโ.
Dude 2: โBrochureโ
The centaur of attention..... ill see myself out
I've just handed in my too weak notice.
The horse says, "I don't think so," then disappears into nothing.
This is the point in time when all the philosophy students in the audience begin to giggle, as they are familiar with the philosophical proposition of Cogito ergo sum, or I think, therefore, I am. The classic philosophy put forward by Renรฉ Descartes.
But to explain the concept aforehand would be putting Descartes before the horse.
Itโs an LGBT Queue
He said, โWow, thatโs the worst case of parking sonโs disease Iโve ever seen.โ
Hebrews it.
Chill-dren
Me: What did I say about slamming The Doors?
But they didnโt planet.
Atleast that's what she said in her diary.
People call her Iris.
He just stands there applauding and saying โOoh, I love how smooth it isโ
Pissed-aschios.
It's because they drank the t
I donโt understand how she can feel that way.
Bartender says, โThat will be $20.20.โ
Just in case there's a salad dressing
I canโt believe Iโve been saying it wrong my whole life
There were repercussions.
Scissor me timbers!
If you ever accidentally smack your kid in the face and they say ow my eyes is blurry, or if they bump their face etc
Say โah buddy u ok? Can u see? How many hands am I holding up?
Then proceed to hold up one hand with four fingers.
The kid will most often say 4. Then you make the dad face.
โ4 hands!?!? Yah we might have a problem!โ
A sketch pad
It was trivial per suit.
Her: Yeah, I've actually been dancing since I was two years old!
Me: Wow, thats so impressive. You must be so tired by now!
Groans were had by both parties
Some Background Info
On March 4, 1841, William Henry Harrison became the 9th President of the United States, with John Tyler as his VP. Exactly one month later, Harrison died, leaving Tyler as the 10th President of the United States. Tyler was elected as a Whig, but chose many Democrats to work in his administration, and often made decisions in the Democratic favor. This made the Whig party angry, and while the Democrats liked some of his actions, they didn't love him. At the end of his presidency, the Whigs were not going to support reelection efforts, and the democrats just liked other people more. This earned him the nickname, "The President Without A Party."
The Dad Joke
At the very end of his presidency, Mrs. First Lady wanted to have celebration. She invited lots of people over, and they all had a good time on Tyler's lawn. Tyler stood on his balcony, looking over all the people have a joyous time when he announced, "Never again can anybody say that I was a president without a party!" and giggled his way into retirement.
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