At the parole hearing, the officer asked, "Tell me, why should you be released early?"

Inmate: Itโ€™s bec..

Officer: Yes?

Inmate: I think I have..

Officer: Go on.

Inmate: Can I Please finish my sentence?

Officer: Sure. Parole denied.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
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Judge: I hereby find you guilty for all crimes you have been charged with. For sentencing I order you to spend life behind bars without possibility of parole

Criminal: That's a long sentence, I demand a shorter one.

Judge: U did it. Go 2 jail forever.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/johnblu5
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At the parole hearing, the officer asked, "Tell me, why should you be released early?" reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comโ€ฆ
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/rahulagrawal97
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Iโ€™m watching the Parole Board interview a prisoner with a really bad stammer.

Itโ€™ll be a while before he finishes his sentence.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
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At the parole hearing, the officer asked, "Tell me, why should you be released early?"

Inmate: Itโ€™s bec..

Officer: Yes?

Inmate: I think I have..

Officer: Go on.

Inmate: Can I please finish my sentence?!

Officer: Sure. Parole denied.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/madazzahatter
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(At parole hearing) Officer: Why should we release you?

Man: I th..

Officer: Yes?

Man: The reas..

Officer: Go on.

Man: May I please finish my sentence?

Officer: Sure. Parole denied.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
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(At parole hearing) Officer: Why should you be released early? Man: I'm... Officer: Go on. Man: I think... Officer: Yes? Man: Can I please finish my sentence?

Officer: Sure. Parole denied.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/simplyGagi
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