A Goldy-smack with a cold sack in a cul de sac, which is more than a bear with beer could bare.
Papa, "What colour is it?"
3 yr old, "Blue."
Papa, "Where did you see it last?"
3 yr old: "In my hand."
Endless entertainment!
Edit: formatting
must be making some dough..
Nahi Khaa lun, chalo ghar.
.....this joke is ruff :(
Ketchup!
Because he didn't want to banana
Now he's a pizza history
Comforter.
Cause I'm gonna papa balloon.
They both got meringue on 'em.
Weโre going to have a B.B.
A swallow.
So my mom brought up that she's been seeing Papa John's commercials for their garlic knots, and how they now have cinnamon knots too. I said we should try them next time we have pizza, when dad hit us with this: "Let's get knotty!!" I haven't laughed that hard at the dining table in a very long time.
Tulane University
Me: Papa, I'm hungry. Papa: Hi hungry, I'm Joe. Me: -facepalm-
What happens when a window laughs too hard?
It cracks itself up!
M-Y-N-A-M-E-I-N-G-R-E-E-K
Son gives me a hurt look and I can't stop laughing. Wife just rolls her eyes at me.
Weโre going to have a B.B.
