My friend claims that he can print a gun using his 3D printer, but I’m not impressed.
I have had a Canon printer for years.
Why didn’t the printer print the fake news?
Because he didn’t know the fax!
3D Print Shop Name pun that blows your brains out
Im opening a 3D Printing Shop and I need that million dollar name. Something that makes you look at it and think " F*ck that's one of those names that sells itself ".
Trusting reddit community for the edgiest puns or mindless creativity.
The local paper ran a front page article about offering a large print edition to be more accessible.
Apparently it was big news.
He can provide you with fresh prints.
What does Playboy use to print their magazines?
The pun is in the fine print
3D printers can print guns now...
I'm not impressed... I had a Canon printer years ago
Hairy plotter and the half-assed prints
True story: I wanted to print a dozen copies of a document, but selected 'Number of Copies: 12' on both MS Word and the printer itself, just to be sure. Turns out, it treated that as 12 times 12 copies.
I soon discovered that I had made a gross error of judgment.
I ordered some art prints weeks back and now I keep thinking that one day my prints will come.
The ultimate dadjoke. My toddlers believe that on 3 king’s day (along with bringing gifts) the camels severely screw up our home. I put muddy hoof prints throughout, upend the plants, knock over the tree, tear apart fruit, etc.
This year Was a symphony! We had aunts, and two grandmas join in for a seriously epic camel disaster for the kids to discover tomorrow. Feeling proud of my dad skills.
Photos here:
https://imgur.com/gallery/b8sILu3
Edit: the oldest is 5. We celebrated a day early so their aunt could be here. The real 3 kings day is tomorrow. Don’t tell the wise men!
I told my kids a joke about our bovine print kitchen towel.
They said it was terry bull.
Mentos should print little messages on their mints, like "you're awesome" or "looking great" and call them Complimentos!
Norway prints barcodes on all of their ships
so when they come back home they can Scandinavian.
Whenever it rained in Bel-Air, the Fresh Prince would leave fresh prints.
I prefer to print my manuscript on "letter" paper than on "legal" size
I landed a job at a company that prints oversized novelty dollar bills
I'm making big money there
An okapi walks into a large print shop.
He's carrying a piece of paper; the only thing on it is a large letter O. Asks the clerk if he can get it printed onto ten pieces of paper, immediately.
The clerk (in this particular shop) has to use a walkie-talkie to communicate with the staff in the back room to see if they can do the job right now.
"An okapi wants O copies. Copy?"
Wanna know why I use a camo print dildo?
So they'll never see me cumming
What happens when you try to print a PB&J?
WHAT DO YOU CALL OZZY OSBOURNE'S FINGER PRINTS?
What do you call it when you see a dog wearing hot pants and various animal prints?
My co-worker wondered out loud why the super nice prison inmates that run our print ship are in jail.
I said, "maybe they killed someone with kindness!"
Mom: "What should we do with our new acrylic prints?"
Dad: "We should probably buy an acrylic princess so he doesn't get lonely."
My friend just told me that he can print a gun using his 3D printer, but I’m not impressed.
I’ve had a Canon printer for years.
I heard that you can now print a gun off a 3D printer, but I am not impressed.
I’ve had a Canon printer for years.
3d printers can print guns now
Not impressed. Had a canon printer for years.
"3D printers can print guns now!"
Not impressed I've had a canon printer for years.
3d printers can print guns now!
Not impressed. Had a canon printer for years.
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