Why did the Squirtle run out of PP?

Cause he went to the toilet.

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👤︎ u/Clbull
📅︎ Aug 19 2018
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So I was doing 1v1s with my friend. He said this

I'm one shot

Friend: Suck my pp

Me: Dick move.

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📅︎ May 25 2020
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How do you call a river that got castrated?

...A miss his PP.

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What are your favourite type of witches?

Mine are sand-witches

I'll walk myself out.

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Courtesy of my dad: What does P-Diddy call his wiener?

PP-Diddy

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👤︎ u/Replyance
📅︎ Jun 21 2015
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Not sure if this has been here before, but it popped up on my dashboard today...

http://i.imgur.com/PTQiPpB.png

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👤︎ u/Chiiwa
📅︎ Jan 17 2014
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