I need an adult, pls & thank u
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Coffee pls
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πŸ‘€︎ u/P131NYRFC3
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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What do pl’ants say when their about to get watered?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JennaFrost
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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no pls no
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ertms63
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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Pls be kind StrawGang
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FireInTheJimmeny
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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keep scrolling pls

i'd tell you a joke about bones. but it probably wont be a humerus as it should be. tibia honest, it doesnt have a lot of back bone put into it. it'll just make me seem like a numb skull anyways so, imma go skullking in the bar. see ya

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrozenScavengers
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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Pls don't btw
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skelopun
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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Pls don't shoot
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mounis11
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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Apple pls stop
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πŸ‘€︎ u/toasteddinosaur99
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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Pls help me with 2 Name puns

1 for Kitti and 1 for Daniela

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trinflush
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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nintendo pls
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ctwtn
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2017
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Google pls

https://i.redd.it/xkquuwz1v7gz.png

(xpost /r/Google)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/quadshock
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2017
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Nintendo pls (x-post /r/gaming)

Figured that /r/dadjokes may like this. I think Nintendo is up to something punny.

http://i.imgur.com/An9w3pH.png

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kuroru
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2014
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Time to show some emotions
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tony_zheng
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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100% effective method to not go to jail
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigPapaPump6969
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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Guess the Visual Pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PunPics
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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I think there's something wrong with the cactus I'm growing,

but I can’t put my finger on it.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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My transformation is almost complete

So my wife is currently working from home and her employer decided to send her a hamper package in the mail. It was quite nice but pretty standard stuff. Wine, some cookies, crackers and also a bottle extra virgin olive oil (came with a cheese platter kit)

Wife was pretty happy about the fancy packaging and showed it to me saying "look they even sent extra virgin olive oil in this little fancy bottle for cheese platters!"

My response? "Aww that poor olive oil bottle never had sex? So sad!"

...Pls send help

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hyperpuma
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Where would you go to weigh a pie?

🎢 Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie 🎢

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AngeloDeth94
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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2020 is going to be a great year.

I can see it so clearly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kkthxbye123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are standing, watching a street performer do some juggling.

The performer notices they have a rather poor view, so stands on a large box, asking 'Can you see me better now?' They reply:

'Yes' 'Oui' 'Si' 'Ja'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LilGingeyboi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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Why did the clock get kicked out of the library?

It tocked too much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juhaodbrokule
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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5 Cringey Puns

(Sorry For Not Posting, I Was Busy)

  1. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

  2. I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

  3. Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.

  4. I didn't use to care much for most puns but over time some of them have groan on me.

  5. A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

(Source For All Puns: https://www.punoftheday.com/cgi-bin/disppuns.pl?ord=F&cat=0&sub=0&page=1)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/punsdaily
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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I just dad joked my dad, and I'm proud of it.

I went to the grocery store, and the change was $5.02, so on my ride home, I perfected the ultimate plan for a dad who loves dad jokes...

Me: Oh, here's the change *hands 5.00 bill*

Dad: You can set the groceries on the counter

Me: Oh by the way, do you want my two cents on the groceries?

Dad: *confused look* o...kay?

Me: *hands receipt and two pennies*

It took a minute for him to realize but everyone got a good laugh out of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adventuresofzarek
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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I'm so sad, the sun caught Corona.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Death_By_Pun
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will hunt you down.

You have my word.

(My dad put wrote this on the fridge, pls don't kill)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waterycereal
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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I hired lawyers to sue the airline company for mishandling my luggage.

They lost my case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2018
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My friend decided to get a tattoo of his favourite star wars character

You should have seen the Luke on her face

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_Got_A_Hatt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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My Dad told me the other day he hates it when people use dark mode

so i called him a racist

p.s do i need to make this nsfw? i'm not sure so pls don't remove

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tHeSeTiReSmAn
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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Eye drops are technically blinker fluid

It does indeed exist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AZReifel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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Pingu pun, anyone???

Hi fellow punlovers,

I'm asking for your help. I really want to ask a girl out to prom this year and we have an inside joke going on about Pingu (I know it's random). I've been trying to come up with good puns but can't come up with a Pingu-related one. Is there anyone who can help me out with this pls?

Thank you so much and have a nice day :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Krokant_Joch
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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I tried to join a secret religious society, but the requirements were very strict.

It was called Diffi cult.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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So whats the most skeptical country? NOOORWAAAY
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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My girlfriend asked me why I always laugh at my father when he gets food stuck in his throat.

The answer is simple, I just find dad chokes hilarious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unwoven_Sleeve
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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Pig Sell Late
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πŸ‘€︎ u/martinluna1909
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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Yes.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Btwyouaregood
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2018
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Three sewing machines walk into a bar

The first says to the second, β€œAre you a Singer?”

The second replies, β€œWhy, Janome?”

The third remarks, β€œOh, Brother!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PKMKII
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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What do reddit users eat during halloween

Karmamel apples

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LiterallyCelery
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2018
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Dad joked a new dad.

I work in a hotel reception. A couple with a baby came in and walked up to my desk.

> Dad: "Do you have anywhere we could change our baby?"

> Me: "I'm sorry sir, we don't swap them out without a receipt."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NejKidd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2014
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Are leaked images allowed here?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shurdddd
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
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That gas price is so low I can’t even see the sign.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nathanharris6459
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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Why couldn't the Coder that switched companies get anything done?

He signed a Non-Com(pl)ete Agreement

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πŸ‘€︎ u/N11Ordo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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Why can't Superman ever drive to the top level of the parking garage?

Because he always stays in the Lois Lane

Kill me pls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ts84g
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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Just call me later

http://imgur.com/gallery/03imq/new

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BiasedAnenome
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2016
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Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven was a registered six offender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lifeofmorgan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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How do you keep a kid in suspense?

I'll tell ya later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coxand
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2018
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